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The Loch Ness Horror (1981)
12 years ago
The Loch Ness Horror, a monster movie starring the legendary cryptid itself, Nessie. Released in 1981, the film revolves around creature and it's attack on the humans who venture into it's lake.
Thats about it really, the movie is relatively boring. I hate to say it, but I've seen better horror movies based on Nessie than this one.... and I hate admitting it 8|
While the Nessie prop is pretty overall decent, it's just a head and neck; it's actually kinda cute, hardly something to be terrified of.
The plot suffers from having too many subplots; one involving the theft of it's egg, one involving a scientist who seeks to study it, and a sunken Nazi plane. Of those three, one is dropped off entirely, another is fixed up almost 30 minutes away from the ending, while another takes over the movie.
And no it's not the Nazi plane sub-plot that gets solved; what would have been our climax with the monster coming on to land just makes way for Nazi plane. The monster itself feels more like an after thought for the rest of the movie, it's death feeling really tacked on, literally done with 5 minutes left in the movie.
Still, if anything it's worth watching because of how bad it is.
Full movie in this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKVAQ4SqySg watch it while it's still on, at least it's free
Trailer for movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzLhRttQpcc
Thats about it really, the movie is relatively boring. I hate to say it, but I've seen better horror movies based on Nessie than this one.... and I hate admitting it 8|
While the Nessie prop is pretty overall decent, it's just a head and neck; it's actually kinda cute, hardly something to be terrified of.
The plot suffers from having too many subplots; one involving the theft of it's egg, one involving a scientist who seeks to study it, and a sunken Nazi plane. Of those three, one is dropped off entirely, another is fixed up almost 30 minutes away from the ending, while another takes over the movie.
And no it's not the Nazi plane sub-plot that gets solved; what would have been our climax with the monster coming on to land just makes way for Nazi plane. The monster itself feels more like an after thought for the rest of the movie, it's death feeling really tacked on, literally done with 5 minutes left in the movie.
Still, if anything it's worth watching because of how bad it is.
Full movie in this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKVAQ4SqySg watch it while it's still on, at least it's free
Trailer for movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzLhRttQpcc
It is a terrible movie, at one point I could see the stick they used to prop the monster's head up, as it 'bobs' through the forest. :B
Anyways: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia0lUSwjiJ4 The Crater Lake Monster, also bad film, only thing that saves it is the stop motion.
Oh yes, The Crater Lake monster, got to see if for the first time last year.
Have you seen "Q" about Quetzalcoatl? Another camp classic. Then there's the always great Humanoids from the Deep :D
Humanoids from the Deep is creme de la creme of B horror (strictly for the fact it takes place in a northern, in autumn, and there's women in bikinis running around). Sleepaway Camp is another gem. Prophecy featuring mercury poisoned animals is a personal fav. This one scared me as a kid, it still gives me the creeps as an adult, but still fond of it.
Night of the Lepus, just a bad, bad film.
Ah yes, need to see that one, if anything because it amuses my kinky monster side.
Sleepaway Camp I remember, a friend of mine showed me that one, he's really big on B and Z-grade schlock movies.
Ohohoho, Prophecy, I remember that one, saw it on TV. It is pretty freaky, but its also rather silly once you've seen it enough times, like that kid who gets thrown into a tree while hopping around in his sleeping bag.
Oh god Night of the Lepus XD The only thing that worried me in that film was the possible harm those cute bunnies could have possibly been in during production.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsxb_Xeuv2s and Blood Beach, (not spoiler, seriously it's obvious) the monster is a worm.
If you have Epix Drive Thru, they're always playing Humanoids.
Once you mention it, yeah I feel kinda bad for the bunnies, starring in a bad movie with no admirable characters is abuse enough on top of that. I hope they were just "blasted" with an air gun during certain scenes to get them to jump.
Ooh awesome, gotta check this out. :B
There was another movie I got the fortune of watching, and it was called, I believe, "Xtro", one of the more infamous scenes involves a human woman giving birth to fully adult human male. I believe at one point the guy chews off his umbilical cord after he crawls out of her.