I've been getting calls for Davis, be it Mike or Emily, ever since I moved(new area new number...) Now some of them have been really good about taking my number off their lists, all except IC System.

It's a shady debt collector agency(thank you internet because the fuck heads won't say.), that calls 3-5 times a day asking for either of the Davis. Now I have been rather nice each time. First I said wrong number, they don't live here take me of the list. And they gave me the 24hour to remove the number spiel. Then they call back, "Still wrong number."

This has been going on for months, they call "wrong number." or I ignore the call they call back again and again. So I've made a game of it now.

Told the first guy to get the dick out of his ear so he could understand that this was not the Davis home.
Then the perversion started...
Asked the lady what her bra size was, then no tell me your weight first because fat chicks don't do it for me even if they have bigger tits.
Asked the next guy if pedophiles could get off looking at a midget in a diaper.
Asked another if he ever got a hole in one, you know shot your load whacking off and it land in your bellybutton.
Asked another lady if a man could fit a sharpy in his piss hole would it impress her.
Asked a guy that if I washed the carrot really good after sodomizing my girl with it would it still be good to eat.

And yet they continue to call, I'm really starting to like this determination they have.