• × • A B O U T Y O U R S E L F • × •
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- Name: Kyle/Killy/Hippy/HEY YOU, WITH THE FACE!
- Single or Taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: May 28th
- Sign: Gemini
- Hair Color: Black as...a really black thing? Some red in my beard. I wanna dye my hair pink and Annie's gonna dye my beard rainbows <3
- Eye Color: Brown
- Height: 6'2"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay: Straight(ish)

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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Usually like, the Orange smelling Axe stuff or whatever gets bought.
- What are you listening to right now?: Dinosaurs Go Rawr - Amy Can Flyy
- Who is the last person that called you?: That would be the bestest midget hyena this side of the anywurr,  slatehyena
- How many buddies are online right now?: Oh shoot, 10-12? Don't feel like counting xD

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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Animals: Lemurs, hyenas, ferrets, leezards, barkydawgs <3
- Color: Orange and Hot Pink
- Drink: Raspberry Iced Tea
- Element: The Element of Tigers Blood!
- Food: Shrimp, sushi, fruit rollups
- Game: WoW, Elderscrolls, Torchlight, Pokemon, Digimon, anything fun x3
- Movie: The Last Unicorn, A Troll In Central Park, Holes, I recently came to REALLY love The Plague Dogs (Such a sad happy movie ;A; )
- Song: The Going Price For Home - The Prize Fighter Inferno. Love those guys <3
- Subjects In School: English, Mr. Hall was a great teacher!
- T.V. Series: Friendship Is Magic, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, Pokemon, Digimon, anything that's really good or in some cases nostalgic, like Duck Tales or Gummi Bears.
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given Anyone A Bath?: Other then myself? Not yet.
- Smoked?: Yeah. Not like, Malboros or cigs tho.
- Bungee Jumped?: ;A; dear lord please no. Heights no me gusta
- Made Yourself Throw Up?: Sometimes, usually when I've eaten something with dairy in it.
- Skinny Dipped?: No, sure haven't, I'm too self concious ;~;
- Ever Been In Love?: Sure have
- Made Yourself Cry To Get Out Of Trouble?: Once or twice when I was young x3 Who hasn't
- Pictured Your Crush Naked?: I am right now!~
- Actually Seen Your Crush Naked?: Juuuust one of them ;3
- Cried When Someone Died?: Of course, and sometimes still when I think of them.
- Lied: Whaaat? No never! (Duh, silly question. Who hasn't?)
- Fallen For Your Best Friend?: Eeyup x3 she was too cute for her own good!
- Used Someone?: This one time, I used a friend as a human shield during a friendly fight, does that count? If it's using in a bad way, hell no.
- Done Something You Regret?: Who hasn't at least once in their life?
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Green Boxers, Black Shorts, Beige Tanktop
- Desktop Picture: PRINCESS DISCORD!~
- CD In Player: Foiled by Blue October
- DVD In Player: Anchorman. I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOOOTIOOON!
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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: As best as I can be.
- Open-minded?: Birds have started to land in there I'm so open minded
- Arrogant?: Sometimes? I think it comes and goes with anyone
- Insecure?: Too much sometimes.
- Random?: Am I random? Well to others that may appear to be the case, but in reality, mine is a systematic theorum of madness that fluxuaties between the insane and chaotic, resulting in what appears to be randomness. When in truth it's a ruse! I'm quite normal.
- Hungry?: Not right now, thanks, just finished dinner!
- Smart?: Smartassed? Yes. Smart? Maybe, I can't really be the judge of that, I've had people tell me I am, but yeah.
- Moody?: At times yeah, flux of hormones, phase of the moon (I believe it affects people, we ARE a good chunk of water ourselves.), things like that.
- Organized?: Organized Chaos. I know where shit is, even if no one else does!
- Shy?: Hard to really say. I can be awkward off and online. But once I start opening up to people and get to know them, I'm okay.
- Difficult?: Probably more often than I should be sometimes. I don't try to be, it just happens, and I usually feel awful for it later.
- Bored Easily?: Zzzzz huhwhat? Oh. Yes. I tend to do a lot of things at once, including but not limited to, playing games, watching TV, talking with people, and listening to music at the same time.
- Entertained Easily?: Yes and no? I can find things that entertain me, but at times I get bored quickly? It's weird.
- Obsessed?: I am, obsessed with...hmm what am I obsessed with...The internet? Maybe?
- Lazy?: Oh yeah. When I can be anyway.
- Angry?: At times, and usually it's hard to control when it happens. But not on average.
- Happy?: On a lot of levels yes. Good friends, good family, a place to live. I have no real complaints other than the basic human compulsion to always want more. In the end, yes, happy.
- Hyper?: If you catch me on the right(wrong?) day, you'll have no ear left.
- Trusting?: To a fault I've been told at times.
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In The Morning I: Lay in bed for about an hour wishing I could just go back to bed, then I get up, take a leak, get something to drink, and start on the day. Weekdays it's packing and moving or job hunting, Tuesdays it's going to JAG10, sometimes it's mowing, Weekends I can usually relax more.
- Love Is: Hard to explain. It's a double edged sword. It can hurt you both, but can make you both feel so good. But over all? It's a thing that no one should ever be without. Platonic, Romantic, or otherwise. Love is essential to human life.
- I Dream About: My dreams are usually random, and I can't remember a lot of them. One dream that seems to recurr a lot is...<////< One where I autofellate. Ahem.
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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes You Laugh The Most: Really it'd have to be  slatehyena but next to her, Cr1tikal and Tobuscus.
- Makes You Smile: Cute animals, cuddling someone you care about, mango flavoured things, good music, Crystal Head Vodka, the cool side of the pillow, a light thunderstorm, ice cold Orange Soda, oreos, the 'new game' smell. I'm weird sometimes x3 I also like to smell gasoline and fresh asphalte!
- Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Him/Her: Rusty Cage, he's a Youtuber, but he looks SO damn familiar and I have no idea why.
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit On The Internet All Night Waiting For That Someone Special To IM You?: I have at times, but she's usually pretty quick to the draw ;3
- Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex?: At times I do, if just to see what it's like for a bit.
- Wish You Were Younger?: Sometimes being an adult really sucks, sometimes not. So, sometimes yes sometimes no.
- Cry Because Someone Said Something To You?: ;A; why would you say something like that?! (No but for real, I have at times, I'm a sensitive soul xD)
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken?: Twice that I can really think of. But I had someone there that helped mend it.
- Of Guys I've Kissed: None that I can recall?
- Of Girls I've Kissed: 2
- Of Scars On My Body: If you count Chicken Pox scars, I have a couple of those. Other than that, two on my waist from double hernia surgery when I was really young.