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So, apparently evolution is a hoax...
12 years ago
Herpa So I went down to DC today with Dani and we took a stroll through a local mall(no, not The Mall).
We sat down for lunch and expected to have a nice calm lunch with us chattin' with one another.
And in comes some guy who starts preachin' about how evolution is the biggest lie and that Neanderthals never existed.
Apparently, this guy firmly believes that the dinosaurs were wiped out by aliens via bombings(wtf?) to make way for modern humans.
I wasn't quite sure if this guy was implyin' that modern humans(meanin' us) were a product of some alien experiment or what, but Dani and I were thoroughly amused by this guy.
Says that all those people who invented the evolution theories and those who discovered Neanderthal fossils are nothin' but wannabe's who wanted to get their names out into the scientific community.
Accordin' to this guy, science has NEVER proven anythin' correct about evolution or anythin' else for that matter.
In other words, he pretty much stated that evolution is a big fat lie, that it doesn't exist, and that modern day humans have always been on this planet.
Well...me bein' of the scientific mindset, I literally ripped this guy apart.
I mean, he firmly believes that evolution doesn't exist and that modern day humans were always on this planet.
Yet, he also firmly believes that dinosaurs were exterminated by aliens.
Using...whatever logic this guy uses, that would mean that dinosaurs would have had to evolve on this planet before humans did in order for the aliens to wipe them out.
Needless to say, this whackjob still stood by his case,
But accordin' to his logic, evolution doesn't exist. So, therefore dinosaurs never existed...and yet, there's fossils in museums everywhere around the world.
What's his response to that?
"YES! THE MUSEUMS OF HOAXES!!! SHOW ME ONE SLIVER OF PROOF THAT NEANDERTHALS EXISTED, AND THEN I WILL KISS YOUR ASS!
SHOW ME ONE PIECE OF FACTUAL EVIDENCE THAT EVOLUTION EXISTS, AND THEN I'LL KISS YOUR ASS! WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!"
I just look at Dani, and we're both thinkin', "What the fuck?"
Not only that, but since he denies that science has never validated or proven anythin' right.
And on top of that, with his logic, evolution never existed...therefore, evolution all across the universe doesn't exist.
In other words, by that logic, the universe doesn't exist...and yet...here we are...in somethin' called, "the universe."
And the great thing about this guy, is that he's so adamant about...provin' to us that Neanderthals never existed, he doesn't realize that he's forgotten to mention the other human species that was walkin' on Earth the same time Homo Sapiens and Neanderthals were.
Homo Erectus.
Yes, Homo Sapiens, Homo Neanderthalensis, and Homo Erectus were walkin' this Earth together before Homo Sapiens out competed the other two.
And this guy doesn't realize that fact.
But, accordin' to his logic, Neanderthals didn't exist, the museums and fossils are nothin' but hoaxes, and evolution doesn't exist.
Therefore, the dinosaurs he claims aliens wiped out also never existed...and as a result, the aliens would have never had any reason to bomb the planet to make room for...us.
I mean...my mind was absolutely blown by how narrow-minded this whackjob was. How...stupid he was.
Someone please tell me I'm not the only one who see's the painfully obvious flaws and non-valid points in this guys argument.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who could rip this guy to shreds for hours on end.
I mean...WOW! I know there are stupid people...but holy shit, this guy is stupid, nevermind his religious beliefs.
Heh, the funny thing though, he'd probably just get right back up and still be spewin' this shit, even after bein' raped by logic.
Sometimes I get these whackos knocking on my door, it really pisses me off the way their pamphlets have the never to say "truth" on them. I am somewhat ashamed to say I really went nuclear on the last one because she told me "oh, you believe in science?" like it was totes okay, we're still friends!
*rollseyes*
Whats worse is when they get violent, and start making threats!
The real question is: ok, so aliens bombed the dinosaurs to make way for humans because there was no evolution. Sure. Then............where did the aliens come from?
dun Dun DUN!