SQUIRREL!

*chitters angrily* MY NUTS! MY NUTS!

Hey now, you can share.

NEVAR *shoves the nuts into my mouth* not enough to go around

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Fine then.

I'll just sit over here by myself and look at you with big sad eyes.

*shares some nuts*

Yay! *noms one* Wait, I'm a cat.

no, last I checked you're a squirrel

OR AM I!?

Look at my squirrel tail now at your own now at my tail now look at me. Look at your own paws now back to me now at my squirrel tail but it's gone where did it go? Look at your own it's still there tails can't simply disappear. Look for my tail, look back to me, now at yours and back to me, you realize I have a different tail, cause I'm not a squirrel because now I'm a red panda and!

....

Wait.

WHAT!?

Have you been using the new Old spice fragrance "Nature shuffle"? I hear that stuff is good for your fur.

No.

...

Maybe.