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New! ABCs: The Alphabet of Ballbusting and Cockteasing
12 years ago
Hey y’all! New project!
Over the past week or so I’ve started working on a new series of shorts – lots of little snippets involving P’oiu and Lia and a few other characters, both old and new. To help stir my creative juices (and because creative constraints are fun), I’m doing one story for each letter of the alphabet, starting with A and working my way towards Z.
I’ve already started laying out a number of ideas, but I’d love both feedback and new suggestions, particularly for some of the trickier letters (Q? X?):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h3zBM-sLSykgfPO9Y2BBPyNMRp_2HRUvQsZ3YJTm0I0/edit
I’m guessing most of these blurbs will be on the short side, under 1000 words, but some may be a bit longer, including the very first one (which I’ve already started). I’m hoping I can churn out at least one or two of these a month, since they’re in nice little bite-sized chunks. Can’t promise anything, but it seems reasonable :P
As I said, would love to hear your ideas – let me know what you think!
P.S. For any furry BB enthusiasts who haven’t seen these yet: be sure to check out this short piece by Of The Wilds, and SagaDC’s new BB epic (not to mention his first BB series, PLUS another spin-off series of one-shots). All are excellent, excellent fics :)
P.P.S. I still have a list of all the Pokemon blurbs everyone requested – no idea if/when I’ll get around to them, but maybe this new project will kick me into gear a bit. I guess we’ll see!
Over the past week or so I’ve started working on a new series of shorts – lots of little snippets involving P’oiu and Lia and a few other characters, both old and new. To help stir my creative juices (and because creative constraints are fun), I’m doing one story for each letter of the alphabet, starting with A and working my way towards Z.
I’ve already started laying out a number of ideas, but I’d love both feedback and new suggestions, particularly for some of the trickier letters (Q? X?):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h3zBM-sLSykgfPO9Y2BBPyNMRp_2HRUvQsZ3YJTm0I0/edit
I’m guessing most of these blurbs will be on the short side, under 1000 words, but some may be a bit longer, including the very first one (which I’ve already started). I’m hoping I can churn out at least one or two of these a month, since they’re in nice little bite-sized chunks. Can’t promise anything, but it seems reasonable :P
As I said, would love to hear your ideas – let me know what you think!
P.S. For any furry BB enthusiasts who haven’t seen these yet: be sure to check out this short piece by Of The Wilds, and SagaDC’s new BB epic (not to mention his first BB series, PLUS another spin-off series of one-shots). All are excellent, excellent fics :)
P.P.S. I still have a list of all the Pokemon blurbs everyone requested – no idea if/when I’ll get around to them, but maybe this new project will kick me into gear a bit. I guess we’ll see!
Here's a recent Doctor Whooves blurb I wrote, in case it gets your imagination going:
“Whatever you do, DON’T BLINK.”
“What are you talking about, Doctor?” Derpy kept one eye trained on the stone pony, the other swiveling lazily to look at her companion. “It’s just a statue.”
“Only while you’re looking at it.” The stallion’s voice was taut with tension. “This is a Weeping Angel. As long as you look at it, it’s quantum-locked, frozen in stone...but the second you look away, it strikes.”
“Well then why aren’t you looking at it?”
The Doctor grimaced. “Because there’s another one behind you.”
“What?!” The mare turned with a start–
Thump.
Oh Celestia. The Doctor fought to stay focused on the Angel behind Derpy, even as tears formed at the corners of his eyes and nausea blossomed in his gut. “D-Derpy?” he croaked weakly. “What did I just say?”
“S-sorry, I...” The pegasus turned to face forward once again, her eyes widening in surprise. “What the hay? D-Doctor, the statue, it–!”
Just a moment ago, the stone pegasus had been all the way across the room, standing serenely. Now it was directly behind the Doctor, in a much more dynamic pose: balanced on its front hooves, with both rear hooves lashing out into the poor stallion’s groin. Even now, the male’s hind legs were suspended about an inch off the groin. Derpy winced as she realized where the bulk of his weight was resting.
“I-It moved, yes.” The earth pony’s voice was a few pitches higher than usual, and strained with effort. Gingerly the male scooted forwards, exhaling in sudden relief as the statue’s stone legs slid out from between his thighs and his coltmakers dropped back into place. His own legs quivered beneath him, barely supporting his weight. “Now would you please keep an eye on this thing before it does any more–”
Thump.
“Ohhhnngghhaaa!” The male’s eyes narrowed to slits as another crushing blow struck home, driving his testicles into his pelvis with all the strength and precision of Applejack during applebuck season. Agony exploded outwards from his groin, gripping his entire lower body. The stallion fought to keep his gaze locked on the other Angel, even as images of broken eggs and cracked walnuts danced at the edge of his vision.
His left eye twitched. “Derpy, I thought you were looking!”
“I am, I am!” The mare looked sheepish, and more than a little panicked. “But you know, with my eyes, I can’t...sometimes I can’t really focus on one spot, you know? It’s a medical condition!”
The Doctor groaned, his eyes watering.
“If we get out of this,” he squeaked, “I am taking you to an optometrist.”
E: Enforcer. Someone who will make sure Poiu finishes this project by using his favorite means of encouragement.