so 8 ways to win my heart... prepare for frivolity and vanity.

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1. buy me diapers... I mean, really, have you looked at my gallery?

2. buy me models for warmachine.

3. buy me commissions. [okay, this is the last buy me one I swear]

4. don't be a douche-bag or ass-hole. seriously, this should go without saying.

5. cook me my favorite meals. mmmm, waffles...

6. tolerate me rambling on for hours about shit you probably don't care about.

7. also don't be surprised when I don't have much to say.

8. uh... be cute? I dunno

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there you go. that's how to win my heart. buy me shit, put up with my shit and don't be a shit.