*Phone rings*

Me: Hello?

Him:Hi, I'm (whatever he said) and I'm looking for the owner of (Website I

run).

Me: Mmm...hmm...(Telemarketers are fun to play with. I used to be one

myself!)

Him: Im with (hosting & web design company) and-


Me: *cuts him off* Sorry, I have hosting and do my own design.

Him: Well, we can offer you GUARANTEED traffic.


Me: I don't need traffic, the link is by invitation only. It's a marijuana

paraphernalia website.

Him: *Cracks up* Okay, sorry! Never mind then!


Me: *laughs* at least I'm honest!

Him: I'll, uh, check that out later. God I hope my boss isn't listening!

*still laughing* I'm just kidding in case he is! Please don't drug test me...


Me: *cracks up*

Him: Been nice talking to you! First good laugh I've had all day.


Me: I telemarketed off and on for years...They'll be more, trust me.

Him: Have a nice day!