buttsexxx meme
12 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
sure
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
mostly night is nice, I've always been more active in the dark >:3
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
left
4. Do you masturbate?
Yessss
5. How often? Lately?
every day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I don't remember, but I think I have
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
everything else but sauna. Once tried, never again.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
yeah
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
yeah, sometimes I watch funny porn with friends (like a xxx version of the Flint stones)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
can I pick active?
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
sure
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
idk
13. Would you choose love or money?
I tried money once, but it didn't come out well..
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
1, fucking like there's no tomorrow
2, fucking with shirt/pants on
3, having sex in a dark place with other people possibly around
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Many times
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
fuck the what, I guess in Nokia hotel vip room
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
in a mother fucking shcool yard
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no :(
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
once
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
never, since I'm ugly as fuck
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
everytime
24. What's your sexuality?
hah gei
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
not yet
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
..... I don't remember
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Not yet
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. XD Nothing special, that.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yesssssssssss
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
At least three dildos
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
haha no thank god
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
many times
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah, my first time was in Habbo Hotel when I was 11
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
is okei
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
from behind :3
38. What's your favorite sex act?
fucking your brains out
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yeah, but sadly I've been the third wheel x'/ I want to be in the middle at least once before I die
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
notundermybed
sure
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
mostly night is nice, I've always been more active in the dark >:3
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
left
4. Do you masturbate?
Yessss
5. How often? Lately?
every day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I don't remember, but I think I have
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
everything else but sauna. Once tried, never again.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
yeah
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
yeah, sometimes I watch funny porn with friends (like a xxx version of the Flint stones)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
can I pick active?
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
sure
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
idk
13. Would you choose love or money?
I tried money once, but it didn't come out well..
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
1, fucking like there's no tomorrow
2, fucking with shirt/pants on
3, having sex in a dark place with other people possibly around
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Many times
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
fuck the what, I guess in Nokia hotel vip room
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
in a mother fucking shcool yard
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no :(
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
once
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
never, since I'm ugly as fuck
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
everytime
24. What's your sexuality?
hah gei
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
not yet
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
..... I don't remember
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Not yet
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. XD Nothing special, that.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yesssssssssss
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
At least three dildos
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
haha no thank god
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
many times
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah, my first time was in Habbo Hotel when I was 11
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
is okei
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
from behind :3
38. What's your favorite sex act?
fucking your brains out
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yeah, but sadly I've been the third wheel x'/ I want to be in the middle at least once before I die
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
notundermybed
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