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My insane dream. MUST READ!!
12 years ago
I just had the most insane dream. I was walking downtown looking for something to eat. I see a hot dog vendor and thought "Man a hot dog sounds good right now" walk up to the vendor to order me some food. Come to find out that he wasn't selling hot dogs he was selling pets. So I humored myself and looked through his selection. I see this adorable little Corgi only one month old. He was so adorable that I nearly cried. I asked the vendor "Hey can I look at that Corgi" as I was pointing to it through the display glass. He said sure and ducked under the cart and got the corgi out for me. As soon as he handed it to me the corgi jumped into my arms and immediately started licking my face and whining.
Then out of no where hundreds of people gathered around me and all of them at once they went, "AWWWW ITS SO CUTE!" Different people were asking me if they could hold it for a second or two. I told them no because I don't want to give it up. I asked the vendor how much the dog's going to cost. He told me $200 or so. So, without hesitation I bought the little fella. I asked the vendor is it a boy or a girl (yes I didn't think to check) He said "Its a girl. Have you've thought of a name"? I paused and thought. I thought of many names one being a good friends name but didn't think she'd like that. Then a name came to mine I said "Buffy" because I loved the T.V show as a kid and was thought the actress was cute. haha The vendor said "Odd name but adorable none the less". I proudly walked away with my new pet through the crowd of people the seemed to be still saying things like "Aww its so cute" and "I want her, please let me have it". xD But then I saw a familiar face in the crowd.
A certain someone who fucked me over and never thought I'd see her in a million years outside of work. It was my ex. She was in shock that I got a pet and told me she was jealous. She asked me if she could hold her with her arms extending outward. Before I could say anything, my new little pet starting growling at my ex. Buffy was ready to fight! She wouldn't stop barking at her and was trying to jump out of my arms to attack her. My ex just thought it was cute and reached her right hand to pet Buffy on her head. I warned my ex not to pet her and before I could pull Buffy back she bit my ex's hand. Enough to draw blood. I laughed and said "I warned you. Corgi's can sense whose done their master wrong and she thought you were a threat to me." my ex trying to say things that made me look like the bad guy and Buffy was barking louder than she could speak. I told my ex "You best be on your way because I don't think I can hold her back from killing you. Buffy doesn't seem to like sluts very well. Better be careful or she'll try to slay you" xD My ex's face was in shock. Like she couldn't believe what I just said. She started to cry, turned herself around and walked away into the crowd never to be seen again. My new found pet looked at me, while I was still holding her and barked in joy. She licked me on the face and it made me happy. I found a new love in my life and it was my Corgi named Buffy. So other women will never compare to the loyalty that she gave me that day. As wrong as that sounds but its what I felt in my dream.
Then out of no where hundreds of people gathered around me and all of them at once they went, "AWWWW ITS SO CUTE!" Different people were asking me if they could hold it for a second or two. I told them no because I don't want to give it up. I asked the vendor how much the dog's going to cost. He told me $200 or so. So, without hesitation I bought the little fella. I asked the vendor is it a boy or a girl (yes I didn't think to check) He said "Its a girl. Have you've thought of a name"? I paused and thought. I thought of many names one being a good friends name but didn't think she'd like that. Then a name came to mine I said "Buffy" because I loved the T.V show as a kid and was thought the actress was cute. haha The vendor said "Odd name but adorable none the less". I proudly walked away with my new pet through the crowd of people the seemed to be still saying things like "Aww its so cute" and "I want her, please let me have it". xD But then I saw a familiar face in the crowd.
A certain someone who fucked me over and never thought I'd see her in a million years outside of work. It was my ex. She was in shock that I got a pet and told me she was jealous. She asked me if she could hold her with her arms extending outward. Before I could say anything, my new little pet starting growling at my ex. Buffy was ready to fight! She wouldn't stop barking at her and was trying to jump out of my arms to attack her. My ex just thought it was cute and reached her right hand to pet Buffy on her head. I warned my ex not to pet her and before I could pull Buffy back she bit my ex's hand. Enough to draw blood. I laughed and said "I warned you. Corgi's can sense whose done their master wrong and she thought you were a threat to me." my ex trying to say things that made me look like the bad guy and Buffy was barking louder than she could speak. I told my ex "You best be on your way because I don't think I can hold her back from killing you. Buffy doesn't seem to like sluts very well. Better be careful or she'll try to slay you" xD My ex's face was in shock. Like she couldn't believe what I just said. She started to cry, turned herself around and walked away into the crowd never to be seen again. My new found pet looked at me, while I was still holding her and barked in joy. She licked me on the face and it made me happy. I found a new love in my life and it was my Corgi named Buffy. So other women will never compare to the loyalty that she gave me that day. As wrong as that sounds but its what I felt in my dream.
