It began at 9:45 am. It will end at 11:45pm tonight.

By which I mean this thing. Wish me luck. Or even better, wish Alex luck, because he's going to need it. Again, anyone wanting to sponsor this ridiculous attempt can donate to goldeneyegryphon[at]yahoo.co.uk at paypal. All proceeds go to the excellent aid charity Oxfam.

See y'all on the other side.