I discovered that I really like spicy food. Yesterday I had a sandwich with wasabi mustard, hot pepper cheese, and lots of horseradish. And I paid for it dearly. But it was the best sandwich I've ever eaten.

And I applied for a job as an entry level lab tech. Not anything important, just running specimens back and forth and documenting faulty ones, but I fucking want that job. Since I applied I've called twice a day and am gonna pay them a visit today. Throw me a frickin' bone here, fuckers.