So this might sound weird... but today my girlfriend was laughing at me about how forgetful I am, and said she hopes I'm not like that with kids. Kids.

The more we talked about it, we reached some sort of decision regarding children. If we ever do decide to have them, I get to bear them. Because I have the body for it.

Guys this got me thinking holy shit am I gonna be a mother

I might be a mother

Momma moo.

If it does work out, that's what everyone has to call me.