Stolen from  neeraja &  erisvalgen

I get the feeling whoever created this meme was recently heartbroken or spurned, and needed others' insight on affection. Too many similiar-sounding questions and strange female bias.

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Have so far. See no reason to change this particular behaviour.

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
I'm a white wolf ^.^

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
I'd say thank you, and smile. That's about it. :)

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
Can't remember, but probably not.

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
Ya think?

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
The end of it, given the way today roughed me over at work. O.O

7: Do you want to be single?
I want to be plural!

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
Stayed in comfortably.

9: How late did you stay up last night?
2am (although only because I didn't finish my game until 1:15). Have been surprisingly alert all day despite this fact.

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
What time is it? Likely the answer is "Yes, and it wasn't that long ago."

11: Last three things you had to drink?
water, coke, and orange juice. Not all together.

12: Have you ever pretended to like someone?
Tricky. I am a very diplomatic person; even I don't like someone, I can still remain neutral around them.

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
Not exactly, although there have been those I said it to in a different sense than they did.

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Honestly, that's a juvenile question.

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
It was at first, but having had many relationships in my lifetime, it gets easier.

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
Why does that require thinking? And why five months? I'd rather think about those questions.

17: What were you (will you be) doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
At 12:30 today, I was working like crazy to figure things out at work. Hoping tomorrow isn't a repeat.

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
Of course.

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Easily.

20: What would you name your future daughter?
Again, why only daughter, not son/daughter? You sexist?

21: Do you miss anyone?
Yeah. But I never dwell on it.

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Only in a platonic sense.

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
That would be telling (although go to  neeraja for the answer)

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
I can be, but I have pretty powerful emotions that aren't always easily contained.

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Only out of the "frustration" form of mad. Not angry mad.

26: Who did you last see in person?
Uhhhh... my coworkers? The clerk at the store I was at? What kind of an answer do you want?

27: Are you listening to music right now?
Just the fan on my PC.

28: What is something you currently want right now?
I want to make sure I get everything I hope to do tonight done. :)

29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
Probably an exclamation about these silly questions.

30: How is your heart lately?
Intact.

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
It's summer, why would I wear one of those?

32: Are you wearing socks?
Yes. Excited?

33: What do people call you?
You want the full list? Michael, Mike, Windrunner, Wind, Windy, Reaver, amongst other things I only allow a few special people call me ^.^

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Not "like"ly.

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Don't get me started. The list changes often enough thankfully, which is good

36: Who did you last share a bed with?
Neeraja

37: Did you do something bad today?
I accidentally yelled "What?" at a coworker who bothered me while I was in the middle of focussing on something that I couldn't really afford to be distracted from while doing and....and....

....deeeeeeeeep breath.... Sorry. Hakuna matata.

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Monday.

39: Do you get stressed out easily?
Depends on the overall situation. I'm in the middle on that.

40: Will you sing today?
Probably. But likely with no one around.

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something, but didn’t?
Sadly, yes... being diplomatic sometime gets in the way of being forthright.

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
Several different people.

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
Not yet, thankfully.

44: What are you listening to right now?
My keyboard clacking and PC fan whirling. Weee.

45: What is wrong with you right now?
Need more time in the day, or a way to better control other people.

46: What is on your wrists right now?
Hair??? ~.O

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
No idea, I don't bother with that kind of minor long-term detail.

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Gotta go with Nee on this one and say hot apple cider, if only because it's less common. ^.^

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Pfft. Which timezone does that apply to? Time is an illusion, teatime doubly so!

50: Are you a good artist?
Not if you mean drawing. But I can paint a beautiful picture with words.

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
Love isn't a "thing." Don't treat it like one, and maybe you'll see for yourself.

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
"Nope. Longing for the past is a waste of the present." - Neeraja
Can't put it better myself.

53: Ever been on a golf cart?
Yes. While golfing. What a twist.

54: Do you have trust issues?
Yes, I sometimes trust too freely. But I'm getting better.

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
Yes, in my early twenties. And yes, it was for phone sex with a LDR friend. I got over that when the phone bill was explained LOL.

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
There's 1 in Toronto, 5 hours away. What do you think?

57: Do you use chap stick?
No.

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
No, just the ass. Repeatedly. It did nothing.

59: Do you have a little sister?
Why yes, I do. Again the female-oriented questions...

60: Have you ever been to New York?
The state? Yes. The city? No.

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Likely to her occasional surprise, but yes, I know she did. No thinking required.

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Several people. I have no problem with that.

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Playing "Papers, Please." It's more addictive than I expected O.O

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Ehh. I don't dwell on things like that.

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
One? Ha! I can't count the number of people.

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Pretty sure.

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
If not, I hallucinate very convincingly.

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
I'm good either way, but don't mind the company ^.^

69: Will next Friday be a good one?
I'll tell you yesterday.