Talk'n Shit Rant 1.5 (just sex stuff)
12 years ago
General
Okay, continuing with what constantly makes me shake my head in this fandom. This time aimed at the sexual side. This one should be a lot shorter than my previous rant; mostly because it's more concise in its subject matter.
Disclaimer: I do love the furry fandom for the most part, and I have nothing against homosexuality or self-expression. My rant here is just my personal miffs about the fandom and should not be taken as a personal attack. These are my preferences. All negative comments or attempts to "convince" me I'm wrong will be laughed at, then deleted. These are opinions people. XD
1) Not everybody is gay in the fandom! Stop assuming that every straight guy in the fandom is just hiding or lying to themselves. The furry fandom isn't just another gay community thing; it's for everyone that loves anthropomorphic art, stories, toys, comics, games, movies, costumes or whatever. The fandom has a lot of homosexuals in it yes, but it can be expected in a fandom mostly about art; gays naturally wanna gravitate toward anything dealing with self expression. But there are also those flamey gays that infiltrate the fandom because they know its okay with self expression, and therefore use it to go full-retard and "express" their deviance and lack of culture/style, all in the name of "showing their true self". And on that note, not everyone's true self or self expression is pretty or even tolerable. sometimes, the "real" you is a self righteous narcissistic dick.
2) Stop trying to "turn" straight guys! I can't tell you how many times I've heard someone talk about it or make it their goal. First off, if they do something gay, they may have had an inclination anyways, or it's just an experiment that they don't plan to continue. Also, experimenting or trying something doesn't mean you are that! Heck, you hear gay furs talk all the time that they had a girlfriend in beginning and even sex once or twice, but then they tried guys and discovered they liked that better. It can go the other way too; a guy who has only had other guys and thinks hes gay, but then once he tried something with a girl or two, realizes he likes it a lot better and then "goes straight" lol. The problem with this fandom is that most don't want to accept the second scenario and will just spread rumors that the person is lying to themselves or even act angry at the suggestion of a friend "going straight". Hell, they tried guys for however long, it was all they knew, then when they got at a girl, they found out they liked it more... Just because they had guys before, doesn't mean they were gay, it was just all they knew at first.
Lastly about the "turning" straight guys, stop it! By doing that and making someone that is straight do gay stuff, you're kinda showing/proving that sexuality is a choice, not born knowing it. Which is kinda against your cause I would think. And yes, a straight guy could accidentally/experimentally have gay sex or some part of it and be straight still. Its called experimentation, its what humans do naturally.
3) Attention guys, grabbing the fat chick isn't fooling anybody XD. Now first off, i have nothing against heavy set women, this rant is just about the stereotype I'm about to describe. Too many times I've seen this, but a gay/barely-bi guy so desperate to prove he's straight, that he grabs the first girl that will say yes to him; and it's usually a average or skinny guy getting with a rather fat chick. It's a huge tell. Also, I've known tons of gay friends in the fandom, that just one day I see them, and they have a rather "healthy" looking woman in tow as their new girlfriend. Not this isn't being hypocritical about saying they can't change to straight, but this is when i know the guy is still a huge cock hound haha. This also goes for the furs that just try to start the fandom with the fat chick as a cover. I've found that many times the obviously gay guys that choose a fat girlfriend to bring to cons, also use them as a cover for their parents. Now this isn't against those who like some extra meat on their girl [ ;) ] or those that truly happen to fall in love. But I'm goin on about the ones that it pretty much is just a cover. the ones I'm meaning are the ones that keep breaking up and getting back together over and over again, or don't last long, all because its not real. And the reason for it typically being a heavier set woman, goes with the stereotype of the fat best friend for the gay. Usually, a regularly single girl the guy, as a gay, has been friends with and is his official (sorry for using this term) fag-hag, so it makes an easy transition to move onto being "bf/gf"s.
4) Misinformation on STDs: I've had roomies and friends and just tons of people I've chatted with online or in person, that not only are lacking or misinformed on STD contraction, but at times just don't make since at all. Now, let it be known that if ya wanna play without protection, that's your call and your judgement/kink and all and I'm not stepping on those toes; I'm going after the ones that claim they are trying to be safe and doing it wrong. First off, there is more than just HIV/AIDS people! Just getting a cheek swab or blood test for that alone doesn't mean you've been "tested", and it's wrong to tell the person that asks if you've been tested that you have been. Because, even if they too are in the thought that only AIDS is an issue, you still cant guarantee you are clean if all you've had was a basic AIDS/syphilis test.
Secondly, what is with these people that will make out and suck a bare dick, but require a condom for humping?? You can still catch a disease from sucking that dick! Although the chance of HIV transmission is PARTIALLY reduced when you receive it orally (if you have great teeth and gums and no cuts/sores/cavities/ulcers, or irritations in your mouth), that doesn't reduce the chance of Hepatitis B or C (which easily transfer through any mucus membrane) or herpes (which will infect anything it touches) or genital warts (yes, those can grow in your mouth and throat (try googling those pictures lol)). And making out at a con (many people say its a big turn on to them) with someone you're just hooking up with or whatever isn't that safe either, especially if they've been active. Herpes takes a few days to week or so to start showing ulcerations (and it doesn't have to reach the ulceration stage to be contagious). So a person could have contracted it earlier (on their junk or their mouth) and then you make out with them like all is fine and then a week later you start getting it all over your face or throat. And yes, you can have genital herpes grow on your mouth, and mouth herpes grow on your junk; they just named that based on where they commonly found.
So, get FULLY tested, encourage others to do the same, realize a condom is pointless if you're gunna suck them off or eat them out, and know that making out and oral inst any safer than anal.
I'm not even going to go through all the bacterial STDs at this time, but just know there are more out there.
5) Oral counts as sex!! This is for those out there that claim they don't fool around much and have only had sex a few times.... yet have been sucking off people left and right. Oral counts as sex people; that's why it's called "oral sex". *rolls eyes*. So stop telling people you hardly sleep around or play with others in hopes that you'll sound less slutty or less likely to catch something or whatever. Own up to it! Again, nothing wrong with your personal decision of playing around a lot, but don't lie to yourself and others that "only anal/vaginal counts as sex".
Also, the word "virgin" has been so screwed up in this fandom. It's meant to be important because that not only has the person not been physically sexual with others, but that they are naive about sex and its emotional impact and such. But someone that has sucked dick like 10 times is NOT a virgin just because they haven't had anal. Their asshole may be virgin territory, but they themselves are not. And I/m mainly getting onto those that lead with that; that tell people first off that they are a virgin... And after some digging they tell you they sucked off a few people before. You're no longer naive about sex, you've dealt with the intimacy of physical sexual contact.... Not a virgin...
One more thing, include jacking someone off or being jacked off as a sex act/playing with someone.... It's not "nothing".
6) You are capable of getting ANY STD! I've heard some tell me that they thought many were only for females. While there are a very very rare few that are found the majority of the time in a certain sex, those viruses and bacteria can still infect a male.
7) Presumed immunity. Okay, now these people are just dumb asses. These are the types of people that assume and tell others that they can't get a girl pregnant or can't catch an STD because they are immune to it naturally. Their reasoning?? Because they have played a lot and it hasn't happened yet *face palm*. Or, in equally dumb cases, they have had sex with a known infected person and have not gotten infected themselves. There are many factors that go along with contractions, namely a pathway/entryway of transmission (cuts, membrane thickness or stretching, sores), viral load that enters, and current susceptibility of the person. Yes, its possible to receive bareback cumshot up your ass from someone with AIDS and not contract HIV. But don't fool yourself or others into thinking your immune!
8) Big Dicks. Alright if you got one, ya don't have to mention it every time you talk about sex. You know these types; as soon as someone brings up condoms, then they go out of their way to somehow drop in that they can't use regular condoms, or they can't use some masturbatory toys because they "pop" off. If your well endowed, good for you, happy for ya, and its okay maybe once to mention it to a person (in the appropriate contexts, and if they are sexually interested in you), but just not try and bring it up for every sex themed conversation. Personally, I'm going to do what those types of people couldn't do: I'm not going to mention my endowment at all on whether its small/average/big or whatever; ya just wont know. (These types would defend themselves by saying that I'm not telling you about my size probably because I'm not hung XD) These types of people would have tried to sneak something like "now I may have to use magnums myself" or "my big size isn't an issue to me because I know how to take it slow" or even try to make it sound like they don't want it in order to bring it up with "I personally wish I wasn't so big, because it limits who will play with me" in a paragraph like this. If a conversation is directly about dick size, then talk about your dick until your heart's content, but otherwise, stop trying to bring it up!
To be continued...
Disclaimer: I do love the furry fandom for the most part, and I have nothing against homosexuality or self-expression. My rant here is just my personal miffs about the fandom and should not be taken as a personal attack. These are my preferences. All negative comments or attempts to "convince" me I'm wrong will be laughed at, then deleted. These are opinions people. XD
1) Not everybody is gay in the fandom! Stop assuming that every straight guy in the fandom is just hiding or lying to themselves. The furry fandom isn't just another gay community thing; it's for everyone that loves anthropomorphic art, stories, toys, comics, games, movies, costumes or whatever. The fandom has a lot of homosexuals in it yes, but it can be expected in a fandom mostly about art; gays naturally wanna gravitate toward anything dealing with self expression. But there are also those flamey gays that infiltrate the fandom because they know its okay with self expression, and therefore use it to go full-retard and "express" their deviance and lack of culture/style, all in the name of "showing their true self". And on that note, not everyone's true self or self expression is pretty or even tolerable. sometimes, the "real" you is a self righteous narcissistic dick.
2) Stop trying to "turn" straight guys! I can't tell you how many times I've heard someone talk about it or make it their goal. First off, if they do something gay, they may have had an inclination anyways, or it's just an experiment that they don't plan to continue. Also, experimenting or trying something doesn't mean you are that! Heck, you hear gay furs talk all the time that they had a girlfriend in beginning and even sex once or twice, but then they tried guys and discovered they liked that better. It can go the other way too; a guy who has only had other guys and thinks hes gay, but then once he tried something with a girl or two, realizes he likes it a lot better and then "goes straight" lol. The problem with this fandom is that most don't want to accept the second scenario and will just spread rumors that the person is lying to themselves or even act angry at the suggestion of a friend "going straight". Hell, they tried guys for however long, it was all they knew, then when they got at a girl, they found out they liked it more... Just because they had guys before, doesn't mean they were gay, it was just all they knew at first.
Lastly about the "turning" straight guys, stop it! By doing that and making someone that is straight do gay stuff, you're kinda showing/proving that sexuality is a choice, not born knowing it. Which is kinda against your cause I would think. And yes, a straight guy could accidentally/experimentally have gay sex or some part of it and be straight still. Its called experimentation, its what humans do naturally.
3) Attention guys, grabbing the fat chick isn't fooling anybody XD. Now first off, i have nothing against heavy set women, this rant is just about the stereotype I'm about to describe. Too many times I've seen this, but a gay/barely-bi guy so desperate to prove he's straight, that he grabs the first girl that will say yes to him; and it's usually a average or skinny guy getting with a rather fat chick. It's a huge tell. Also, I've known tons of gay friends in the fandom, that just one day I see them, and they have a rather "healthy" looking woman in tow as their new girlfriend. Not this isn't being hypocritical about saying they can't change to straight, but this is when i know the guy is still a huge cock hound haha. This also goes for the furs that just try to start the fandom with the fat chick as a cover. I've found that many times the obviously gay guys that choose a fat girlfriend to bring to cons, also use them as a cover for their parents. Now this isn't against those who like some extra meat on their girl [ ;) ] or those that truly happen to fall in love. But I'm goin on about the ones that it pretty much is just a cover. the ones I'm meaning are the ones that keep breaking up and getting back together over and over again, or don't last long, all because its not real. And the reason for it typically being a heavier set woman, goes with the stereotype of the fat best friend for the gay. Usually, a regularly single girl the guy, as a gay, has been friends with and is his official (sorry for using this term) fag-hag, so it makes an easy transition to move onto being "bf/gf"s.
4) Misinformation on STDs: I've had roomies and friends and just tons of people I've chatted with online or in person, that not only are lacking or misinformed on STD contraction, but at times just don't make since at all. Now, let it be known that if ya wanna play without protection, that's your call and your judgement/kink and all and I'm not stepping on those toes; I'm going after the ones that claim they are trying to be safe and doing it wrong. First off, there is more than just HIV/AIDS people! Just getting a cheek swab or blood test for that alone doesn't mean you've been "tested", and it's wrong to tell the person that asks if you've been tested that you have been. Because, even if they too are in the thought that only AIDS is an issue, you still cant guarantee you are clean if all you've had was a basic AIDS/syphilis test.
Secondly, what is with these people that will make out and suck a bare dick, but require a condom for humping?? You can still catch a disease from sucking that dick! Although the chance of HIV transmission is PARTIALLY reduced when you receive it orally (if you have great teeth and gums and no cuts/sores/cavities/ulcers, or irritations in your mouth), that doesn't reduce the chance of Hepatitis B or C (which easily transfer through any mucus membrane) or herpes (which will infect anything it touches) or genital warts (yes, those can grow in your mouth and throat (try googling those pictures lol)). And making out at a con (many people say its a big turn on to them) with someone you're just hooking up with or whatever isn't that safe either, especially if they've been active. Herpes takes a few days to week or so to start showing ulcerations (and it doesn't have to reach the ulceration stage to be contagious). So a person could have contracted it earlier (on their junk or their mouth) and then you make out with them like all is fine and then a week later you start getting it all over your face or throat. And yes, you can have genital herpes grow on your mouth, and mouth herpes grow on your junk; they just named that based on where they commonly found.
So, get FULLY tested, encourage others to do the same, realize a condom is pointless if you're gunna suck them off or eat them out, and know that making out and oral inst any safer than anal.
I'm not even going to go through all the bacterial STDs at this time, but just know there are more out there.
5) Oral counts as sex!! This is for those out there that claim they don't fool around much and have only had sex a few times.... yet have been sucking off people left and right. Oral counts as sex people; that's why it's called "oral sex". *rolls eyes*. So stop telling people you hardly sleep around or play with others in hopes that you'll sound less slutty or less likely to catch something or whatever. Own up to it! Again, nothing wrong with your personal decision of playing around a lot, but don't lie to yourself and others that "only anal/vaginal counts as sex".
Also, the word "virgin" has been so screwed up in this fandom. It's meant to be important because that not only has the person not been physically sexual with others, but that they are naive about sex and its emotional impact and such. But someone that has sucked dick like 10 times is NOT a virgin just because they haven't had anal. Their asshole may be virgin territory, but they themselves are not. And I/m mainly getting onto those that lead with that; that tell people first off that they are a virgin... And after some digging they tell you they sucked off a few people before. You're no longer naive about sex, you've dealt with the intimacy of physical sexual contact.... Not a virgin...
One more thing, include jacking someone off or being jacked off as a sex act/playing with someone.... It's not "nothing".
6) You are capable of getting ANY STD! I've heard some tell me that they thought many were only for females. While there are a very very rare few that are found the majority of the time in a certain sex, those viruses and bacteria can still infect a male.
7) Presumed immunity. Okay, now these people are just dumb asses. These are the types of people that assume and tell others that they can't get a girl pregnant or can't catch an STD because they are immune to it naturally. Their reasoning?? Because they have played a lot and it hasn't happened yet *face palm*. Or, in equally dumb cases, they have had sex with a known infected person and have not gotten infected themselves. There are many factors that go along with contractions, namely a pathway/entryway of transmission (cuts, membrane thickness or stretching, sores), viral load that enters, and current susceptibility of the person. Yes, its possible to receive bareback cumshot up your ass from someone with AIDS and not contract HIV. But don't fool yourself or others into thinking your immune!
8) Big Dicks. Alright if you got one, ya don't have to mention it every time you talk about sex. You know these types; as soon as someone brings up condoms, then they go out of their way to somehow drop in that they can't use regular condoms, or they can't use some masturbatory toys because they "pop" off. If your well endowed, good for you, happy for ya, and its okay maybe once to mention it to a person (in the appropriate contexts, and if they are sexually interested in you), but just not try and bring it up for every sex themed conversation. Personally, I'm going to do what those types of people couldn't do: I'm not going to mention my endowment at all on whether its small/average/big or whatever; ya just wont know. (These types would defend themselves by saying that I'm not telling you about my size probably because I'm not hung XD) These types of people would have tried to sneak something like "now I may have to use magnums myself" or "my big size isn't an issue to me because I know how to take it slow" or even try to make it sound like they don't want it in order to bring it up with "I personally wish I wasn't so big, because it limits who will play with me" in a paragraph like this. If a conversation is directly about dick size, then talk about your dick until your heart's content, but otherwise, stop trying to bring it up!
To be continued...
Timberclutch
~timberclutch
lol. just lol. you know i look at it like this. If you want to have sex with someone. Just ask! its as simple as that, save all the bragging, all the bullshit, and all the lies. in all honesty, i think other people tend to shy away from you if you say and do those things. What really happens? the other person laugh's at the pathetic attempt and you still dont get laid. So while your ranting over these topics. I do agree with you. People need to get real and wake up.
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