Confession Meme
12 years ago
Cuz
rubygirl14 sed to do.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Monogamous.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Dunno man.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of it.
4. Do you masturbate?
I'm not gonna answer dat.
5. How often? Lately?
See above.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Critiquing bad porn and shoving it at my friends is my hobby.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
In bed I prefer to be asleep.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I don't think he uses FA.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A couple.
13. Would you choose love or money?
One of them.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I don't think I'll answer this.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yup.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In an alternate universe where I'm not a virgin.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The alternate universe where I'm not a virgin and also everyone is a duck.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
That would require there to be sex.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Does life-drawing count? JK. No.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
24. What's your sexual preference?
For all intents and purposes, straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See above.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not answering.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Idk maaaan.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Who knows?
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Who can say?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Fuckin' furries, maaaaan.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Monogamous.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Dunno man.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of it.
4. Do you masturbate?
I'm not gonna answer dat.
5. How often? Lately?
See above.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Critiquing bad porn and shoving it at my friends is my hobby.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
In bed I prefer to be asleep.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I don't think he uses FA.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A couple.
13. Would you choose love or money?
One of them.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I don't think I'll answer this.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yup.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In an alternate universe where I'm not a virgin.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The alternate universe where I'm not a virgin and also everyone is a duck.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
That would require there to be sex.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Does life-drawing count? JK. No.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
24. What's your sexual preference?
For all intents and purposes, straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See above.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not answering.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Idk maaaan.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Who knows?
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Who can say?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Fuckin' furries, maaaaan.
You truly give no fucks, I salute you, sir.