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12 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friend's list you would ever consider having sex with?
Many, especially my pet.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time, but the idea of waking up to my partner having sex with me (or some other sexual act) is awesome to me.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I typically like to be near the wall, but I also don't like climbing over someone to get out of the bed. Need more experience to decide for sure how to handle this.
4. Do you masturbate?
ABSOLUTELY!
5. How often?
About once a day. Sometimes I go a couple days or weeks other days I do it a couple times.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Depends on the goal. To clean I prefer showers, to relax I love baths.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
It was a little odd, we almost had sex in the shower, but it was too difficult so we moved back to the bed.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I look at LOTS of porn and read a little bit. I also write some little erotic bits. I'd love to watch porn with others, but I've only gotten to once.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I generally prefer more passive because I am a bit of a control freak, but I still want my partner to tell me what they want me to do to them.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My pet Silveratus.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
On FA? Hahhh! No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Hmmm, that is an interesting dilemma. I could write a huge blog post about this.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
RL: Cuddling, licking, light bondage.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Anyone? Yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I haven't done it anywhere romantic yet.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Local high school soccer field.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not yet.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope. I don't generally hang at either location much.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Same sex, yes. Same gender, no.
24. What's your sexuality?
I like people of genders. With parts. And faces. (I was going to say Pansexual, but I love the previous persons answer.)
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Tried that, didn't work too well.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope. Lot's of masturbation at work though.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
We have only two in the valley.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
I've been to Dirty Joe Punster's once to get my plug, and Spenser's 'Adult's only' section a few times to browse. Got my vibrators there. When my pet moves out here I will get a bed restraint kit as well.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
One working vibrator, one non-functional vibrator, one buttplug, and several re-purposed everyday items, some with modifications.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, maybe, unless they've been deleted, then maybe I'm the only one with pics of me still.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope. This is why I try to only use a name if I'm 100% sure it's them.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yup, my pet was at the airport and I had hir help me get off once shi was somewhere shi could speak privately while waiting for hir plane.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
MANY TIMES! A couple times today in fact.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes, a form of intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Still need more experimentation to be sure.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Anything that make's my partner squirm and squeal.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Sort of. thee of us were sexually pleasuring one girl together, but only her fiance was allowed to use his own sexual organs on her.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Who has the guts? I'm more curious how many of my watchers would even get down this far.
Many, especially my pet.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time, but the idea of waking up to my partner having sex with me (or some other sexual act) is awesome to me.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I typically like to be near the wall, but I also don't like climbing over someone to get out of the bed. Need more experience to decide for sure how to handle this.
4. Do you masturbate?
ABSOLUTELY!
5. How often?
About once a day. Sometimes I go a couple days or weeks other days I do it a couple times.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Depends on the goal. To clean I prefer showers, to relax I love baths.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
It was a little odd, we almost had sex in the shower, but it was too difficult so we moved back to the bed.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I look at LOTS of porn and read a little bit. I also write some little erotic bits. I'd love to watch porn with others, but I've only gotten to once.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I generally prefer more passive because I am a bit of a control freak, but I still want my partner to tell me what they want me to do to them.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My pet Silveratus.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
On FA? Hahhh! No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Hmmm, that is an interesting dilemma. I could write a huge blog post about this.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
RL: Cuddling, licking, light bondage.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Anyone? Yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I haven't done it anywhere romantic yet.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Local high school soccer field.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not yet.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope. I don't generally hang at either location much.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Same sex, yes. Same gender, no.
24. What's your sexuality?
I like people of genders. With parts. And faces. (I was going to say Pansexual, but I love the previous persons answer.)
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Tried that, didn't work too well.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope. Lot's of masturbation at work though.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
We have only two in the valley.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
I've been to Dirty Joe Punster's once to get my plug, and Spenser's 'Adult's only' section a few times to browse. Got my vibrators there. When my pet moves out here I will get a bed restraint kit as well.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
One working vibrator, one non-functional vibrator, one buttplug, and several re-purposed everyday items, some with modifications.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, maybe, unless they've been deleted, then maybe I'm the only one with pics of me still.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope. This is why I try to only use a name if I'm 100% sure it's them.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yup, my pet was at the airport and I had hir help me get off once shi was somewhere shi could speak privately while waiting for hir plane.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
MANY TIMES! A couple times today in fact.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes, a form of intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Still need more experimentation to be sure.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Anything that make's my partner squirm and squeal.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Sort of. thee of us were sexually pleasuring one girl together, but only her fiance was allowed to use his own sexual organs on her.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Who has the guts? I'm more curious how many of my watchers would even get down this far.
ME!