I just fought a spider, it was a tough fight, he was one of my most cunning foes ever, he dodged every attempt to flatten him with my boot, but I was so clever, I went out and found the Raid bugspray, and I hit it hard, but even THAT didnt bring him down at first, he fell to the floor, but even that didnt kill him, I had to hit that fucker with a PROLONGED spray of raid, and even then, painted white with lethal poison, he continued to crawl away from me, even after a second burst he didnt die, a third hit finally did him in, but I'll be damned if he didnt put up a fight, he'll the the Spider Medal of Honor, in spider heaven for the fight he gave me, but ultimately, it was human determination and willpower, as well as calm under pressure, that won the day.

No pity. No remorse. No fear.