But I'm disappointed in my muggers. For one they failed to get any money. Despite there being two of them they wound up threatening me with taking my phone rather than violence after the first round of punching and kicking proved "not very effective" and they actually took my phone, which is a 10 year old samsung POS.

Now before anyone asks, yes I filed a police report and I'm fine, really the only two things I'm bothered about is my VERY slightly chipped tooth and my new lack of a 3ds. While I will be driving to and from work, I cannot help but feel disappointed and sorry for whatever idiotic young adults made me explain a mugging to police officers while stifling laughter.

If either of you are reading this somewhere, enjoy my shitty phone and I hope your friends mock you for the rest of your lives.