What color of dragon do you find the sexiest?
(I'd have something more serious, like "what inspired you to start to write," but that feels corny)

I don't really equate color with sexiness, but just on a level of appreciation, I've always been a fan of iridescent hues, vivid blues and violets.... the kind of stuff that really pops out at your eyes. I love electric blue on black, for instance.

Any color dragon can be sexy with the right personality and looks. :P

good answer :3

if you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be?

On the shore of a coral reef on a warm, sunny day.

With scuba gear. And a packed lunch.

Just not anywhere in the Philippines right now (dem hurricanes, man).

You're bored in your room, you hear a loud crash of what sounds like a big dumpster.. do you investigate?

Why wouldn't I? Of course I would investigate!

.... Unless the sound was exactly like a big dumpster, then in that case it probably was a big dumpster and there's no cause for alarm.

Did you find out who sent you that dragon dildo in the end?

Yes, it was this chode-chomping sonofabitch right here: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/stardragon102

Actually, he's a friend of mine. And he's really carefree with his income, apparently.

How the hell did he find you. XD

What's your most frequently-denied story request? (I.e. shit people ask you to write and you turn down because it's stupid/disgusting/awful)

Rape and vore are big ones, but the worst are when people want me to write sequels with content that doesn't fit the characters AT ALL. Like, taking straight characters and requesting them to be in a gay scene, or making them do something they otherwise definitely wouldn't want to.

Sometimes people just start implanting their personal fantasies into their story requests and its just so obvious that what they don't want is a sequel to my story.... they don't care about the characters or the plot, they just want their personal fantasies written out and pigeon-holed into a story that's already half-written. And that's just insulting my work.

What got you into writing mostly?

I was so tired of seeing so much bad fur fiction that one day I had the realization that I could write better smut without even trying. So I did.

Dragon Ranch was born out of that instance.

Dragon Ranch grew popular and I was bit by the popularity bug for a while which kept me writing more. I've since grown out of that phase, though.

Its odd because I don't have the desire or the drive to write as much as other authors. Some people get a lot of enjoyment out of writing, and I struggle to find that same enjoyment. Because of this, I don't really consider myself a writer as much as I consider myself as just "someone who can write".

Sort of what got me in to writing as well. Though now i'm afraid to post work since i feel it will bep one of those bad ones the moment i post it XD

What's the word on 'Sirah the muffdragon', any news of that front?

Still going to work her into a current series, or make a new series with her in it?

Or was Sirah used for dragon's hoard after all, and it's in some sort of NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement) of sorts right now?

i have a couple short scenes written about Sirah but there's no plans to write a full-fledged story about her yet. She wont be the dragon used for Tales of Scales... I'm going to design another dragon for that story.

Ok, so you're browsing the stories in FA or SF or any of those other artwork/story/flash/music fur sites.

And you come across that one, or two, or maybe three or four things that just....I dunno, reallllyy bug you.

What are they?

Four things that bug me while browsing stories?

4: An abundance of weird fetishes
3: Using "fandom words" like "murr" and "yiff" and "Shi/hir" in the story.
2: Not knowing how male/female anatomy works during porn scenes
1: Just really bad writing in general.

Furry: anatomy, it'll fit!

What kind of cake do you like?

Cheesecake. With raspberry sauce.

We are one and the same. Cheese cake...I could actually kill someone for cheesecake.

Oh dear. My wife makes some incredible cheesecakes. You name a flavor, and she can make it into a cheesecake.

But just to warn you... you try to kill her for one of her cheesecakes, and, well... this dragon with defend her!

Worst dragon porn ever, what was is?

I've tried to forget most of the really bad ones. But there's one human/raptor story I remember fondly for being so bad its funny. http://www.sofurry.com/view/6040

Nope... Can't do it XD tried reading two lines in and already ROFLing

AT LEAST get to the beginning of the porno scene.

I cant read the story...I can't do it! I'm just laughing to hard!

Gawd damn you i read it XD

All 4 chapters?

Nope, just enough to feel the soul dying.

My favorite part was the line about "Joey hadn't even taken sex ed yet".

Makes you wonder how he was able to have "dirty thoughts"

What attracted you to the fandom?

When I was a young teenager, my parents put me on a child-safe internet account so I couldn't look at porn.

One day, I "noticed" Krystal from StarFox in her skimpy tribal outfit. I looked for more images of her online and that led me to the furry fandom eventually. The adult art of her made it through the porn filter because it was just a drawing.

The furry fandom was my only source of porn for years. Now it's just what I am used to.

Honestly I doubt I would be here in the fandom if my parents would have not tried so hard to protect me from regular porn.

Most disappointing story/show/movie/book/whatever you have experienced. Bonus points if its dragon related.

Pokemon the first movie.

I remember going to see it in theaters way back when, and had high expectations for it, but by the end me and him were laughing at just how silly the whole thing was. Worst part was being surrounded by little kids crying when Ash got magically turned to stone.

And it only got worse from there with the subsequent movies. Pokemon 2: penises and vaginas are gross. Pokemon 4: Two TOTALLY straight friends. (I thought young Oak was a girl when I first saw him) Pokemon 5: The interspecies kiss that spawned a thousand NSFW fanfics.

God I wish I had those hours of my life back...

Kind of sounds like how I got involved. A friend had discovered e621 and thought it was the craziest thing ( in a bad way ) he had seen. So one day he sends me a message with some link to a picture. I ended liking the quality of the work more than anything, so then I wanted to see more here and most people only publish their work to other members of the site so I made an account and things progressed from there and here I am now a not so well know artist with one friend gone but more made here in one year than in my life until now.

What's your favorite pokemon type (fire, water, grass, etc..)?
And then your favorite species?

A lot of my favorite pokemon tend to be fire and ground types, so its a tie between those two.

My favorite pokemon is Scyther. He's this awesome mantis-ninja hybrid that just oozes coolness.

Do you still use the dragon Dildo?

Sersly tho, if there was one thing you could purge completely from the furry fandom, what would it be?

Ohhhhhh I have so many answers to that question and a lot of them aren't very tactful. I think a good place to start though is to kick out everyone in the fandom that's underaged. That would probably solve a lot of problems.

Which century other than this century do you wish it was?

I wanna live in the century where cloned dinosaur pets are a thing.

Umm, how strong is your PC system? hdd, memory, graphic card and such stuff?

I have a laptop: a Toshiba Satellite L675D. It comes with a dual core AMD Athlon II P340 processor that clocks in at 2.2 GHz and has 4 gigs of ram. It comes with this shitty ATI Mobility Radeon 4200 graphics chip that's just enough to play Starcraft 2 on the lowest settings so it's good enough for me. My hard drive is 300 gigs and its always full (mostly from music).

Okay, I have to ask, just out of morbid curiosity, do you have an external backup drive?

Yeah I have one, but I rarely use it.

Aww, comon... Think how upset you would be if the laptop's drive crashed and you lost all the files on it... If that's really the only place you have the files, you should make the time, at least once a month, to back up your important files.

It's not that much effort, compared to the grief of losing data, ne?

You are right. I should back up more often. I'm just lazy about it.

*shakes head* Tsk tsk, Auspher. You know, if you leave the external drive plugged in, you can set back-ups to it to happen automatically...