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Still not dead. Stop sending my family flowers, you assholes
7 years ago
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Day 392, weather is fair. I know for whom the doorbell tolls. FTD has my parents' address on a sticky note. Their front door has been blocked by an avalanche of delightful floral eulogies. My mother was all like "why is this bouquet shaped like a dragon's butt" and I had to make up a story about how I know a guy who works with dragon butt for a living and he didn't know any better.
Wait, that's not a lie ... I actually know people who work with dragon butt for a living.
Shit.
How the hell did I end up like this?
Oh yeah ... the dragon smut. The loads and loads of dragon smut.
By the way, I'm still not published yet. I put my fantasy novel on hold, been working on short stories to get my foot in the door. My friends and family say they're great, but the rejection letters are piling up! I could use some honest, hard feedback, but I'm afraid to let anyone on this site see something that could potentially have my real name on it. Maybe there's a way to guarantee anonymity? If you have any ideas, let me know.
Oh, and if you want to see more dragon smut, also let me know. I'm not sure if I want to go back to that, but maybe I could take a commission or something. I haven't thought it out yet.
Wait, that's not a lie ... I actually know people who work with dragon butt for a living.
Shit.
How the hell did I end up like this?
Oh yeah ... the dragon smut. The loads and loads of dragon smut.
By the way, I'm still not published yet. I put my fantasy novel on hold, been working on short stories to get my foot in the door. My friends and family say they're great, but the rejection letters are piling up! I could use some honest, hard feedback, but I'm afraid to let anyone on this site see something that could potentially have my real name on it. Maybe there's a way to guarantee anonymity? If you have any ideas, let me know.
Oh, and if you want to see more dragon smut, also let me know. I'm not sure if I want to go back to that, but maybe I could take a commission or something. I haven't thought it out yet.
I'm thinking of trying to get back into it..I'd like to think I've improved..
Well if you DO decide you want to do a commission, hit me up. I'd be interested. I can't say I know the details like price, word limit, etc. (I never saw them before you stopped taking commissions lol) but I love your writing and smutt both.