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17 years ago
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There is no gift more precious or rare in this world than true love. Treasure those who share it with you.
Hope he don't mind too much, but I robbed this offa Skylor's cute self. 
SkylorForscythe
Looked like it was interesting. I was hooked the moment I saw "Don't read the rest of this". *snickers* Kinda like lingerie, ain't it? You're just dying to get your hands in there now that you've seen it...
List five people. Don't read the rest of this until you've got your list. Just come up with five random names.
...okay, simple enough, just five random names coming up...
1. Usagi
2. Dr. M. Pierce
3. James Bond
4. Heather
5. Pierce Brosnan
Now here we go.
Where did you meet number 4 at?
Oh dear... *chuckles and spins around in hir chair* I met that lovely young lass when I was working at PetCo a few years back... fun fun fun... *smiles whistfully*
Do you love anyone up there?
Well, do you mean physically? Or just... nevermind. I suppose I do. Now I wish I'd picked some different names. Poo... *pouts*
What would you do if number 5 and number 1 were going out?
Borrow some money from my roommates' new boyfriend, because I'm pretty sure that jerk's got a helluva lot more than I do. I mean, even if he was no Connery, he was still Bond fur what, four or five movies? Had to be worth something....
How did you meet number 1?
Oh dearie dear again.... *snickers* I do believe she and I furst met... could be one of two things and I honestly don't know which happened furst. Either she came through as a passenger in the drive thru when I was working at Bypass Liquor, or she visited me while I was working at the anime store I used to own with ... pa-pa-pa-PUM... THE EX-Wife!.... Either way, that was about four or five years ago anyways...
Who is number 3 dating?
Disaster if that last movie was anything to go by. I fell asleep three times. *groans*
Have you ever eaten in front of number 3?
If you count that last movie yeah, I had a tub of popcorn and a steaming filmload of suck at the same time!
Tell me something about number 2.
Well.. he's my "History of America Through 1877" Professor... he's married, has a new baby as of this last month, a vegetarian (him, not the baby), urm... badly receding hairline... he has weird staring habits...*makes big bug eyes*... Um... I think he eats eskimoe children.... That's about it.
What do you think of number 1?
Oh ho ho ho.... I'd play you my ringtone I set fur her, but that'd be just rude. *snickers and hacks*
Who does number 3 like?
Judging by the ridiculous amount of action scenes in that last movie as compared to plot or character development, I'd say he's porking Michael Bay, or maybe that goober, Bruckheimer.... sheesh...
Have you ever been in or on number 1's bed?
Oh Indeed I have. *grins very wide*
Do you like number 1?
Define like? I mean, I'd rather not see her get assaulted by ninja mogwai or run over by a clown car filled with Neil Diamond imitators, but I wouldn't mind seeing her be pelted with custard pies by the X-Men... Maybe just Xavier... Then again, I'd probably laugh if Xavier chucked a custard pie at anybody.
Ugh... and she just farted... *groans*
Have you ever dated number 4?
Oho... *laughs* We never "dated", no...
Have you and number 3 ever sung together?
Oh indeed, when he was played by Mr. Connery, we sang many merry tunes as he battled the forces of evil and romanced the lovely ladies. Then again, we raised our voices in song as Roger Moore, the "Vidal Sassoon" of Bond, locked horns with Scaramanga. We sang many joyous choruses that day. Then there were the funeral dirges of Timothy Dalton and his sad sad exploits, and the funny Spike Jones and Weird Al tunes from preening pretty boy Pierce Brosnan trying to be a badass... *giggles* See: Remington Steele...
Have you ever got drunk with any of these people?
Um, well, one of them... does drunk on love count? That'd be two... Granted, I felt drunk, or maybe that I'd been drinking too much, when I watched Moonraker and the pigeons did a double-take...
Do you think any of these ppl will repost this?
Oh I highly doubt there's enough creosote in the world to see that happen. Or paint fumes... or E-Z Cheez...
Which one have you known longest?
James Bond I guess... if you count our ultra-long-distance and very one-sided relationship as "knowing"... I mean, we've shared so much together but, sometimes, it's like he doesn't even know I exist... or even cares that I'm alive *whines*
Which one knows your password?
My what? The password to what, my panties? That's a bottle o' hooch and a decent laugh everybody knows that. *shrugs* Geez... Now, if you're talking about my password to the super-secret-ninja training compound, well, I don't think any of 'em know that honestly.
If 1 got in a fight with 4 who would win??
I have to give that one to Heather, really. *snickers* She's the type to sucker punch another gal dead in the Hoo-ha and kick her while she's down. Probably drop a cinder block on her too, I dunno. She's a vicious little thing!
Okay... that was definitely odd. SO much Bond... I wonder why?... *ponders* Huh, the world may never know. Well, I just hope you all learned as much as I did. Remember kids; butterfly in the sky, but you can go twice as high... If you take a look, it's in a book, it's a reading rainbow.
Bye-Bee!
SkylorForscythe Looked like it was interesting. I was hooked the moment I saw "Don't read the rest of this". *snickers* Kinda like lingerie, ain't it? You're just dying to get your hands in there now that you've seen it...
List five people. Don't read the rest of this until you've got your list. Just come up with five random names.
...okay, simple enough, just five random names coming up...
1. Usagi
2. Dr. M. Pierce
3. James Bond
4. Heather
5. Pierce Brosnan
Now here we go.
Where did you meet number 4 at?
Oh dear... *chuckles and spins around in hir chair* I met that lovely young lass when I was working at PetCo a few years back... fun fun fun... *smiles whistfully*
Do you love anyone up there?
Well, do you mean physically? Or just... nevermind. I suppose I do. Now I wish I'd picked some different names. Poo... *pouts*
What would you do if number 5 and number 1 were going out?
Borrow some money from my roommates' new boyfriend, because I'm pretty sure that jerk's got a helluva lot more than I do. I mean, even if he was no Connery, he was still Bond fur what, four or five movies? Had to be worth something....
How did you meet number 1?
Oh dearie dear again.... *snickers* I do believe she and I furst met... could be one of two things and I honestly don't know which happened furst. Either she came through as a passenger in the drive thru when I was working at Bypass Liquor, or she visited me while I was working at the anime store I used to own with ... pa-pa-pa-PUM... THE EX-Wife!.... Either way, that was about four or five years ago anyways...
Who is number 3 dating?
Disaster if that last movie was anything to go by. I fell asleep three times. *groans*
Have you ever eaten in front of number 3?
If you count that last movie yeah, I had a tub of popcorn and a steaming filmload of suck at the same time!
Tell me something about number 2.
Well.. he's my "History of America Through 1877" Professor... he's married, has a new baby as of this last month, a vegetarian (him, not the baby), urm... badly receding hairline... he has weird staring habits...*makes big bug eyes*... Um... I think he eats eskimoe children.... That's about it.
What do you think of number 1?
Oh ho ho ho.... I'd play you my ringtone I set fur her, but that'd be just rude. *snickers and hacks*
Who does number 3 like?
Judging by the ridiculous amount of action scenes in that last movie as compared to plot or character development, I'd say he's porking Michael Bay, or maybe that goober, Bruckheimer.... sheesh...
Have you ever been in or on number 1's bed?
Oh Indeed I have. *grins very wide*
Do you like number 1?
Define like? I mean, I'd rather not see her get assaulted by ninja mogwai or run over by a clown car filled with Neil Diamond imitators, but I wouldn't mind seeing her be pelted with custard pies by the X-Men... Maybe just Xavier... Then again, I'd probably laugh if Xavier chucked a custard pie at anybody.
Ugh... and she just farted... *groans*
Have you ever dated number 4?
Oho... *laughs* We never "dated", no...
Have you and number 3 ever sung together?
Oh indeed, when he was played by Mr. Connery, we sang many merry tunes as he battled the forces of evil and romanced the lovely ladies. Then again, we raised our voices in song as Roger Moore, the "Vidal Sassoon" of Bond, locked horns with Scaramanga. We sang many joyous choruses that day. Then there were the funeral dirges of Timothy Dalton and his sad sad exploits, and the funny Spike Jones and Weird Al tunes from preening pretty boy Pierce Brosnan trying to be a badass... *giggles* See: Remington Steele...
Have you ever got drunk with any of these people?
Um, well, one of them... does drunk on love count? That'd be two... Granted, I felt drunk, or maybe that I'd been drinking too much, when I watched Moonraker and the pigeons did a double-take...
Do you think any of these ppl will repost this?
Oh I highly doubt there's enough creosote in the world to see that happen. Or paint fumes... or E-Z Cheez...
Which one have you known longest?
James Bond I guess... if you count our ultra-long-distance and very one-sided relationship as "knowing"... I mean, we've shared so much together but, sometimes, it's like he doesn't even know I exist... or even cares that I'm alive *whines*
Which one knows your password?
My what? The password to what, my panties? That's a bottle o' hooch and a decent laugh everybody knows that. *shrugs* Geez... Now, if you're talking about my password to the super-secret-ninja training compound, well, I don't think any of 'em know that honestly.
If 1 got in a fight with 4 who would win??
I have to give that one to Heather, really. *snickers* She's the type to sucker punch another gal dead in the Hoo-ha and kick her while she's down. Probably drop a cinder block on her too, I dunno. She's a vicious little thing!
Okay... that was definitely odd. SO much Bond... I wonder why?... *ponders* Huh, the world may never know. Well, I just hope you all learned as much as I did. Remember kids; butterfly in the sky, but you can go twice as high... If you take a look, it's in a book, it's a reading rainbow.
Bye-Bee!
"Where is your golden gun, monsier Scaramanga?" Herve Villechez... oh man, how much better can it get? *snickers and raises a glass*