I sit here in my bed, contemplating my strategy to defeat my greatest foe: The Thanksgiving Dinner.

My Plan of attack is simple:

1. Start small. Take out the yams, green beans, and rice dressing first.

2. Go for the Big Guy. That fried turkey may think it will lull me to sleep after I devour its shot up flavory goodness, but I will not be so easily swayed for I must have...

3. Pie. Glorious GLORIOUS Sweet potato pie will be mine to consume without remorse, its soft, sweet deliciousness partying it up in my mouth.

Yes. Thanksgiving. A time of giving thanks for family and friends! Home and Countrymen! Calories and Full Tummies!

And Tomorrow....THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC BEGINS

Blessings!
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