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The Controversial Survey
17 years ago
I was bored. So, meme time!
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Yes.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, whithered hust of a man/woman you are now?
Ewww, no.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I am completely pro-choice.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Uhhh... no such thing as a world president, at least not at this point.
If America had a female president, which I suspect is what this question refers to, then so long as she's not a complete idiot *cough*likePalinorClinton*cough* then what difference would it make?
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
In some respects I can see where it would be warranted. But what about people who are wrongfully convicted? It's impossible to reverse a death penalty, you know.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Meh, it probably wouldn't make much difference.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For. Sex is sex, who cares if you're married? I'm not so much into marriage anyway.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Not in the conventional sense of the word.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes. Very much so. I have yet to hear a completely logical and convincing reason as to why it shouldn't be.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
No. I think it's a sign that many problems aren't being addressed.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. Usually I don't judge the age of the mother, and only encourage adopting out if there aren't adequate support systems in place to ensure that the baby is raised properly. But twelve is way too young. She's not emotionally or psychologically developed enough.
Also, my god, teach your child about contraception, parents!
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It's 18 here, but no one pays attention to that anyway. Kids as young as 10 are getting trashed. It's not the age that's the problem, it's the education.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It shouldn't have started in the first place. And it was handled wrongly. And many things about it, and some people's attitudes towards it, make me angry.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Well yes, it's illegal in most places, so disagreeing would be denying reality. But it shouldn't be. How is it merciful to force someone to remain alive when they're suffering horribly, instead of allowing them to die and end their pain? And no, I'm not talking about ending someone's emotional pain. I'm talking about the physical pain of terminal illness such as cancer, or the pain and indignity of extreme old age.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Well. It's difficult. Parents spank too hard, too often, too willingly. They spank out of anger or frustration, instead of as a way to enforce discipline. Spanking is not the one strategy to control kids; it's a combination of factors, and it's all very complicated. This is why I don't want children.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I would burn any flag for a million dollars. A flag is a piece of cloth, and I enjoy burning things.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama, definitely. AND OH LOOK, HE WAS ELECTED.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Not in the slightest.
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
I'M ONE OF THE NINJAS, BITCH.
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Yes.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, whithered hust of a man/woman you are now?
Ewww, no.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I am completely pro-choice.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Uhhh... no such thing as a world president, at least not at this point.
If America had a female president, which I suspect is what this question refers to, then so long as she's not a complete idiot *cough*likePalinorClinton*cough* then what difference would it make?
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
In some respects I can see where it would be warranted. But what about people who are wrongfully convicted? It's impossible to reverse a death penalty, you know.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Meh, it probably wouldn't make much difference.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For. Sex is sex, who cares if you're married? I'm not so much into marriage anyway.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Not in the conventional sense of the word.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes. Very much so. I have yet to hear a completely logical and convincing reason as to why it shouldn't be.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
No. I think it's a sign that many problems aren't being addressed.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. Usually I don't judge the age of the mother, and only encourage adopting out if there aren't adequate support systems in place to ensure that the baby is raised properly. But twelve is way too young. She's not emotionally or psychologically developed enough.
Also, my god, teach your child about contraception, parents!
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It's 18 here, but no one pays attention to that anyway. Kids as young as 10 are getting trashed. It's not the age that's the problem, it's the education.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It shouldn't have started in the first place. And it was handled wrongly. And many things about it, and some people's attitudes towards it, make me angry.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Well yes, it's illegal in most places, so disagreeing would be denying reality. But it shouldn't be. How is it merciful to force someone to remain alive when they're suffering horribly, instead of allowing them to die and end their pain? And no, I'm not talking about ending someone's emotional pain. I'm talking about the physical pain of terminal illness such as cancer, or the pain and indignity of extreme old age.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Well. It's difficult. Parents spank too hard, too often, too willingly. They spank out of anger or frustration, instead of as a way to enforce discipline. Spanking is not the one strategy to control kids; it's a combination of factors, and it's all very complicated. This is why I don't want children.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I would burn any flag for a million dollars. A flag is a piece of cloth, and I enjoy burning things.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama, definitely. AND OH LOOK, HE WAS ELECTED.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Not in the slightest.
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
I'M ONE OF THE NINJAS, BITCH.
