lol what! seriously those are expensive hmm you should sell them off if you dont want em but still wtf

I like the way you think

I'm not even sure if you should be glad or just creepy cause someone is sending you these things but for me, I'd go on both side. I've always wanted to try a bad dragon and never had the spare cash purchase it. Meanwhile, you got it for free, which is totally awesome. And yet, feeling creepy that somebody is sending you these things and you don't know from who it is...

secret santas. just want to see you happy but never want to be seen. lol, B-D has some good quality products

That's what I keep hearing, good quality products... but never tried it.

definitely expensive but, for our kind of niche market it could be worse

and currently, IMO the above item is the best one they have of said gender.

Well... there is jealousy written all over my face right now.

BECAUSE REASONS

Man that is quite creepy! Even more when it's 2 times. Isn't there a way to track the sender?

As the others said, turn a bad thing into a good thing, sell that stuff somewhere and give the money to a good cause or something.

Sounds like a stalker 0.o

I'd be wigging out over the fact that someone had my address somehow. o-o;

Indeed ;-;

I'm not sure if that should be viewed as a good or bad thing, alternatively, send it my way! lol XD

BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU! <3

Someones sending a message xD

;-;
I do not know how this is happening but it definately needs to stop.
Please. stahp.
I just hope the family or friends didnt see it.

atleast it wasnt another dildo ;-;

I'll take the lube if you dont want it.

Realistically I would go directly to BD themselves and be like...look I am not ordering these. Add my address to your Database of do not send...and if they could...next time this person orders or tries to do such a thing. The order is refused if going to your place

ASSFUR? This person either has a sick sense of humor or you have a secret admirer. If you don't want it though I'd be happy to take it.

link is not working for me

oh never mined, works

LOL

...its the thought that counts? .........

Your icon suits this journal beautifully. XD

XD I can't stop laughing

Well now you need use them xD

Even if whoever sent it isn't trying to be creepy....that's just creepy. They have your address

Seen any cars parked outside for days on end? Might be worth noting....

On one hand, it's a bit creepy.

ON THE OTHER HAND...... you can always sell them. Silicone toys are expensive as fuck. I'm sure there's someone out there who will gladly buy one from you, simply because they won't have to wait forever to have one made.

Maybe if this is seriously stressing you.... You can always go to the company and open a ticket. Just let them know that this is not your order, and whoever is ordering them is not doing it with your permission.
ALSO, just a thought, but you could always just.... use them? Idk, if they came still in their sterile packaging, then it's probably okay to use. Also, if you contact BD, they should be able to track the order and find out if someone never got their order.

Oh no! Now that you've published this, it's become a "running gag". Now you're liable to receive "drive by dildo gifts" from random furs "Because Lulz!".

Better make plans to open a second hand dildo shop in the future. *chuckles*

You DO know there are some furs out there going "Dang! Auspher gets all the luck!", don't you? *grins* And this wuff has to say your icon's expression is really apt for your post today!

Wuff's advice? "Laugh and roll with it." Treat it as a joke, albeit in bad taste.

VARGR

it is possible to talk to Bad dragon about this since your not ordering these items and what SpectreFrostpaw has said

I would go directly to BD themselves and be like...look I am not ordering these. Add my address to your Database of do not send...and if they could...next time this person orders or tries to do such a thing. The order is refused if going to your place

but i would take it one step further and have BD locate the person who sending it to you though the credit records since these are being ordered they got to have a name of the person that using the credit card. this way they put this person on a black list of persons that not allowed to order from them. if there no record there a chance some one at BD might be sending them since there a company they have to keep records of all order for a amount of months to a year or two.

Hey, at least it's a fem toy, and not a dildo.

Dude, that is really creepy, may it's a really, really weird thakyou for your story's?

...TeeHee, btw, you can make money with those, look how many are interested in stuff like that. :3

Ok.. it's creepy that someone is sending you this shit and you might consider writing the company and asking them to not allow any order to be placed to your address.

also, I also agree that you should sell the fucking toy and at least get some cash for your trouble..

If you sell it at a big discount then anyone would buy it, I would, even if it's not a toy that I might have otherwise bought. Discount is everything. hehe.

Because people can be moronic in the head.

You should totally raffle it off... I myself would find the whole thing moe amusing if it was in nix's colors

Welp, that's pretty terrifying.

I'd blame That Guy but there's no way you would have given him your address.

In fact, "people who know your address and have money to burn" is probably not a long list.

Creepy because someone have your address and who knows the next thing you get will be a rapist ringing at your front door.
Even creepier because he is a secret admirer of yours, trying to thank you the novels, by sending you those stuff.

Either way I would somehow trace the person who is sending you these and report him for stalking or something

I think that this was mentioned the last time this happened, but it is likely someone who is pranking you. Someone that knows both about your involvement in the furry community (considering the "gift" and that they called you "Assfur"), and your address. So it's likely someone that you either have given your address to, or that you have given information that can be used to find your address (I think I read somewhere long ago that you have given your phone number to at least one other member of the furry community).

Someone would spend that money for a prank? Damn.

Stop complaining you bitch rofl

you send one my way I wouldn't mind keeping it hidden

Are you sure it's not from the same guy that did it last time?

Hahahahahaha, I just can't stop laughing at this. What an absolutely weird ass prank. What are you going to do with it all?

speak not of the trolling for that is what they seek most (who evers doing this is likely trying to piss you off so posting these journals is jut giving then what they want) (but yeah for a prank thats really strange/overkill/expensive)

Auspher shut up we all know you bought it and are trying to cover up.

JEEZ.

if he was trying to cover it up. why tell us in the first place?

Because if he POSTED it online angerly and asking who sent it to him, that rules out the possibility that HE himself bought the sex toys! He is preparing for the awkward day someone comes across them so he can reply with "Oh someone sent them as a prank."

*snerk* Obviously someone thinks you need more naughty bits of dragon in your life or something? I got nothing. :p The only other answer I could come up with this early in the morning was '*bouncies up and down* Ohh, ohhh...I'll take it then!' :p

USE IT. janine is quite pleasent. :)

*sighs and snickers* Well, i would gladly take it~

In the famous words of George Takei "Eau My"

Your reaction was totally worth it all, I haven't had a good laugh on this site in ages.
If you want this epic trolling to cease then you should probably stop posting your reactions.

But in all seriousness, if you don't want it...

Would've been better in a light blue

8/10 would lol again

If you don't want it I'll take it! I'm in need of good penetratables!

good lord... again?