What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Is the jar of dirt going to help me?
Who's that Pokemon?
What would raptor Jesus do?
Would you like fries with that?
Favorite Megaman boss/powerup?
Favorite food?
Y'all ready fo' dis?
Carrots are good for your eyes; can they dial a phone?
How do you plan to get rid of all this snow?
Which would you rather have: infinite bologna slices that you cannot eat? Or be able to telepathically know what moths are thinking?
¿Quieres un zapato anaranjado?
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Mew? :3

"Avast ye matey! Gimme yer booty!"
If you need some face paint, insulation, or fertilizer, yes!
Chiaotcu!
He would pray, then eat everyone around :p
I said I only wanted a burger!
Fryman!
Um...everything except milk? XD
*starts the music* Fo' Shizzel!
If they are sticking it of my eyes, yes!
Motherfuckin' Science!!!
Infinite bologna, I'm sure someone I know would love it ;3
¡No, quiero un zapato de fresa!
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*gurrs* ^.^

what is your name?
what is your quest?
what is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

My name Eildove
My quest, give a shove
I lade my swallows