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Goffiks and Gemos on FA (Internet Raeging)
17 years ago
So what is with this recent influx of 15 year old "Goffik" and "Emo" kids on FA? Or even better, "GEMO" kids. Do the math. They treat FA like some sort of fucktarded MySpace, posting their stupid "I held up the camera" shots of themselves and occasionally scribbling a horribly drawn furry blob in MSPaint to somehow justify their existence here.
So I'm sitting here being a productive adult, sitting the in the abode I fought tooth and claw to be in, on my computer that I worked hard to buy for myself, watching these fucking faggots clog up my FAs. Yes, FA is a plural now.
Like, okay, I realise you guys are filled with rage because you're expected to take out the garbage and wash the dishes in exchange for your free shelter, food, and clothing, but what's the deal? Yes, you. I'm pissed off at you. Get off my Internet, wipe off that ridiculous black lipstick, and complain when you fucking have something real to complain about.
School sucks for you? Guess what, it sucked for me too. I was a loner and an outcast, too. Get over it and drop out of your stupid popularity contest. It's not you against the world. You're not that important.
Your parents are mean to you? Yeah wow, one of mine hit me, as well. Get over it, stop crying, and for fuck's sake clean your damn room.
You're not understood? Big fuck, I left home when I was fourteen to have to support myself. Eat shit and stop complaining. It can get a lot worse, and in fact, it probably will before it gets any better.
You probably have some kind of college fund stacked away, so that when you can fucking bother to get off your ass and finish highschool, you'll be able to go to secondary education, and waste your time there complaining about it, as well! Nevermind the fact that there are people out there who would kill to go to school and can't because they've got no money. You just sit around and mope about how you're actually a vampire, and listen to Insane Clown Posse as if they're deep or something.
I like the emo style of dress, but god fucking damn, if I have to hear one of them cry about their 372947293 undiagnosed but serious business psychological disorders, I'm going to blow up the Internets.
So I'm sitting here being a productive adult, sitting the in the abode I fought tooth and claw to be in, on my computer that I worked hard to buy for myself, watching these fucking faggots clog up my FAs. Yes, FA is a plural now.
Like, okay, I realise you guys are filled with rage because you're expected to take out the garbage and wash the dishes in exchange for your free shelter, food, and clothing, but what's the deal? Yes, you. I'm pissed off at you. Get off my Internet, wipe off that ridiculous black lipstick, and complain when you fucking have something real to complain about.
School sucks for you? Guess what, it sucked for me too. I was a loner and an outcast, too. Get over it and drop out of your stupid popularity contest. It's not you against the world. You're not that important.
Your parents are mean to you? Yeah wow, one of mine hit me, as well. Get over it, stop crying, and for fuck's sake clean your damn room.
You're not understood? Big fuck, I left home when I was fourteen to have to support myself. Eat shit and stop complaining. It can get a lot worse, and in fact, it probably will before it gets any better.
You probably have some kind of college fund stacked away, so that when you can fucking bother to get off your ass and finish highschool, you'll be able to go to secondary education, and waste your time there complaining about it, as well! Nevermind the fact that there are people out there who would kill to go to school and can't because they've got no money. You just sit around and mope about how you're actually a vampire, and listen to Insane Clown Posse as if they're deep or something.
I like the emo style of dress, but god fucking damn, if I have to hear one of them cry about their 372947293 undiagnosed but serious business psychological disorders, I'm going to blow up the Internets.
A wise man chooses his black eyes and his bruises.
The best you can do is hope they'll eventually stop being completely retarded, or stop being posers, or stop being fake - but for the most part its safest you just lose any faith you have in humanity, or any unrealistic expectations that a person may be reasonable in his lifetime. They're fates are already played out as they are now, to work at walmart, to spend those 4 years in their 20's drinking, and to have relationship issues.
Leave them as they are, they can't get much worse off.
You've got a good point though.
Many people who have these issues they complain about, do so in silence and grow up all the stronger for it. I really do honestly wish them the best, and that one day they grow up and open their eyes.
It just feels nice to slam my fists on the keyboard and shriek at them futilely every once in a while.
Kind of like how one keeps slapping at a mosquito, knowing they'll miss, but it's just kind of nice to do anyway. :D
I do so as frequently as possible.
However, there is some kind of twisted humor to how predictable they are, despite their best efforts to remain 'non-conforming'.
NON CONFOOOOOOOOOOORMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
This is a gem.
Like a demotivator (if you know them). You could really do something big with this and a thoughtful composition (pseudo-manitou does that alot with photos, if you know his art). Or just simply writing it among your better sayings.