Alright so I routinely listen to a lot of dancecore and shit.
It makes me work faster.

So I'm wondering -- Is basically everyone who ever gets their shit remixed onto some kind of CD a knuckledragging simpleton? Is it too much to ask these people mixing up these sounds to perhaps use more than three lines or words from something else to make the song with? Preferably not prefaced by an incredibly egomania-trip:

"DJ Supafag mixes the tunes
That all ya'll gotta agree
Relax ya'll and make you chill
Man DJ Supafag is the best shit ever
Ya'll will rock forever
DJ Supafag makes the music
Cus DJ Supafag is in the house"
OH BABYYYYYY THIS SONG IS FOR AER
CUS SHE LIVE IN THE CLOUDS
SHE ONE CRAZY FOX
I CAN'T STOP FUCKING TALKING OVER BADLY LOOPING TRACKS OF CROWDS CHEERING AND WHISTLING YEEAAAAAA

~~ SHHHHHHYAAAAAA NA ANA NAN ANANA ANANANA NANANANA
uns uns uns uns uns
I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS

oh baby don't you know
i love you and i don't think
i quite know where it is you live yet
... WERE'Z DAT BEAT

uns uns uns uns uns uns
I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS I LIVE ON THE CLOUDS
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII L L L
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII L L L
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII L L L
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LIVE ON THE CLOUDS

I LIVE ON THE CLOUDSI LIVE ON THE CLOUDSI LIVE ON THE CLOUDSI LIVE ON THE CLOUDSI LIVE ON THE CLOUDSI LIVE ON THE CLOUDSI LIVE ON THE CLOUDSI LIVE ON THE CLOUDSI LIVE ON THE CLOUDSI LIVE ON THE CLOUDS"

Renard I fucking dare you to make that song

But seriously it's just gotten to the point where I'm really at a loss trying to find some sort of cool, but dumb electronic crap where nobody is rapping, nobody is screaming their DJ name or singing the same three words; It's just pure awesome, upbeat electronic instrumentals the whole way through. A bit of voice sampling when used tastefully would be just peachy, providing it wasn't more generic rapfags, or some woman singing about how you can 'Make the sky turn purple, and you can make the sea turn turtle.'

Make the sea.
Turn turtle.
You can do that, apparently.

Oh, but you can't make her love you more.
Good. If she loved me less perhaps she'd stop screaming about turtles AND JUST LET THE SONG BE.

I am so sick of hearing an awesome electronic beat get going and some smooth melody starting to fold in around itself
And then some fucking faggot inevitably covered in cheap plastic dollar-sign jewelery starts shouting about his wheels or his K-marts or commenting about how hard the beat is.

The worst is when they ask where the beat is as some sort of segue I suppose into the song when a bit of silence is used.
UNS UNS UNS UN SSSS SSS ssss sss....
...
...
AW MOTHAFUKKEN BAYBEH WERE'Z DAT BEAT!?!?!??!
BBBBBBBB UNS UNS UNS UNS UNS

OH BABY SHE IN HEELS
OH MAN I WENT TO A K-MART
DAN DAN DAN DAN
OH MAN SOMETHIN ABOUT GIRLS
OH YEA
DAN DAN DAN DAN
IN BETWEEN MAH TOOOOOOOEEEES
GETCHA CASH UP

I have got to learn how to use some of these programs so that I can make some songs that I think don't suck.