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Texas Furry Fiesta Meme
12 years ago
Q: Where are you staying?
A: The hotel were all of the parties are at!
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Wednesday through Monday
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: My pibble princess
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: On the planet Earth
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: Food in food dispensaries
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: Yes!! The Biggest Loudest Party that 2 people can have.
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: I must drink to survive
PERSONAL STUFF:
Q: What is your gender?
A: My penis feels like a boy
Q: How tall are you?
A: Why does it matter, I will still look down upon you!
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Is your mom hot?
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Nudity works the best with me
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: More than I care to admit
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: It's more like it owns me
PERMISSIONS:
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: You can do anything you want to me as long as there are plenty of zeros on that check
Q: How can I find you?
A: Normally using your eyes would be recommended
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: No, you can buy me A LOT of drinks
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: I prefer to have my cleavage signed
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Must I have clothes on?
MISCELLANEOUS:
Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: Free doesn't pay for these good looks
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: Only if I can steal one, and then I will sell myself.
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: I volunteer to be the least volunteering person at TFF
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: To be the champion of the Pants off Dance off!
A: The hotel were all of the parties are at!
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Wednesday through Monday
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: My pibble princess
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: On the planet Earth
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: Food in food dispensaries
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: Yes!! The Biggest Loudest Party that 2 people can have.
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: I must drink to survive
PERSONAL STUFF:
Q: What is your gender?
A: My penis feels like a boy
Q: How tall are you?
A: Why does it matter, I will still look down upon you!
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Is your mom hot?
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Nudity works the best with me
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: More than I care to admit
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: It's more like it owns me
PERMISSIONS:
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: You can do anything you want to me as long as there are plenty of zeros on that check
Q: How can I find you?
A: Normally using your eyes would be recommended
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: No, you can buy me A LOT of drinks
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: I prefer to have my cleavage signed
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Must I have clothes on?
MISCELLANEOUS:
Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: Free doesn't pay for these good looks
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: Only if I can steal one, and then I will sell myself.
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: I volunteer to be the least volunteering person at TFF
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: To be the champion of the Pants off Dance off!
Also, all of our volunteers work incredibly hard, so I'll let Kyo know you're interested in working slightly less incredibly hard.
I'll have a sharpie at the ready XD