I stole this from Corvii  Corvii

What is your gender?
Male

How old are you?
I will be 29

How tall are you?
5' 11"

Are you in a relationship?
No

Where are you staying?
In the hotel itself.

What day are you getting there?
May 22nd, because I'm on bloody holiday dammit!

Who will you be with?
The usual crew of misfits and neerdowells.....

Do you have art in the art show?
Nope

What suit(s) will you have?
None

Can I dance with you?
If I'm dancing I'm hammered... so probably yes, I will dance with you...

Can I touch you?
Ummm... in what way? >.>

Can I talk to you?
Yes!

Can I hug you?
We'll play that one by ear (having had a shower that day is kind of a must!)

Can I take photos of you/with you?
Sure

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I never turn down free drinks! :p

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I drink as much as I can

Can I give you lots of money?
Yes... but don't expect anything back :p

Can we hang out?
Yup

Where will you be most of the time during the con?
At the center of the drunken chaos, wielding a rubber chicken like a sword, screaming at people who I think may be agents of the evil Lord Sanders.

Who are you rooming with?
Miss  Jezzabelle

Attending any events?
Sure I will...

How can I find you at the con?
Fat bloke, with glasses, very loud, probably drunk, imitating an old man from Yorkshire...

Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Planning to... watch this space!