How stupid meme
17 years ago
Jacked from NNY, then stolen from Krizzle:
[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door. (Once.)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (maybe? I cannot recall)
[X] You have run into a tree/bush. (I think.)
[X] You have been called a blonde. (I used to be blonde, but I have been called stupid)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I'm past that trick. I already know it's not possible for me.)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Kindergarden)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (I type with two when I can't be bothered to use both hands)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (in bed)
[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (once)
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (yeah...)
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (I often forget what I'm doing in a room)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice". (I have friends to tell that to)
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (only complex math, thanx :3)
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (that's why they make these)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (to be fair, one of my long sleeve shirts is designed
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket. (too often)
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break/lose a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. (once or twice)
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (I have bad hearing and I don't really click well when people tell me things. I'll ask it three times occasionally)
[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door. (Once.)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (maybe? I cannot recall)
[X] You have run into a tree/bush. (I think.)
[X] You have been called a blonde. (I used to be blonde, but I have been called stupid)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I'm past that trick. I already know it's not possible for me.)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Kindergarden)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (I type with two when I can't be bothered to use both hands)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (in bed)
[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (once)
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (yeah...)
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (I often forget what I'm doing in a room)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice". (I have friends to tell that to)
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (only complex math, thanx :3)
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (that's why they make these)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (to be fair, one of my long sleeve shirts is designed
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket. (too often)
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break/lose a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. (once or twice)
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (I have bad hearing and I don't really click well when people tell me things. I'll ask it three times occasionally)
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