YES i remixed the words of Lord's -Royals song to fit a more legend of zelda theme. and i think it went well. try playing the song to it as you read. itll catch on a swear.

anyway here are the lyrics.


I've never seen a Rupee in the flesh
I cut my grass out in the yard, for the money
Got a green tunic not a dress
In a great big town, of Hyrule city

But every games like Hookshot, triforce, shooting bow and arrow
Heart piece, boss fights, falling into lava,
Link don't care, He's riding Epona in his dreams.
But ever games like, gorons,zoras, save the princess zelda
rupees,ganon, fairies in a bottle.
We don't care, we love links golden yellow hair.

Princess Zelda is Royal (royal).
Magic runs in her blood,
That kind of game is just for us.
We crave a mental kind of buzz.
Ganon wants to be ruler (ruler),
Hes evil as can be
And he wants Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule~
Link please come rescue me.

[Verse 2]
My friends and I—we've beat hard mode.
We count our fairies on the way to the boss room.
And everyone who played it knows that Navi's a bitch.
Links the triforce of courage.

But every games like Hookshot, triforce, shooting bow and arrow
Heart piece, boss fights, falling into lava,
Link don't care, He's riding Epona in his dreams.
But everybody's like, hey link, come on, save the princess zelda
Got to, find the, Master sword yet again.
We don't care, we love links golden yellow hair.

Princess Zelda is Royal (royal).
Magic runs in her blood,
That kind of game is just for us.
We crave a mental kind of buzz.
Ganon wants to be ruler (ruler),
Hes evil as can be
And he wants Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule~
Link please come rescue me.

Ooh ooh oh
Bosses bigger than we ever dreamed,
And im in love with being green.
Ooh ooh oh
Link goes in without a care
Zelda's not caught up in a love affair.

Princess Zelda is Royal (royal).
Magic runs in her blood,
That kind of game is just for us.
We crave a mental kind of buzz.
Ganon wants to be ruler (ruler),
Hes evil as can be
And he wants Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule~
Link please come rescue me.



some parts i admit dont match up but i was trying my hardest to come up with extra syllables to this.
damn you weird al you have my respect.