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Muscular, Meaty, Juicy Doom Statue!
12 years ago
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GamingHeads, the same folks that brought you the cacodemon plush, pain elemental plush, and Doom marine plush dolls, introduces a new item:
DOOM: Knee Deep In The Dead
This 12-inch-tall, 17-inch-wide polystone diorama recreates the original Doom's cover art, with our hero blasting away at nondescript, green-blooded demons that are clambering up a hill after him. (There's also apparently an exclusive edition with a light-up base, but I can't get the page to load myself.)
I do admit to having a few issues with it just from the pics on the site, like how the marine's gun doesn't line up with the bullets he's firing, the poses aren't completely accurate to the original artwork, the demon faces are a bit flat and more human-looking than their long, bestial muzzles in the original picture, and the way the demons are sort of half-buried in the ground is peculiar.
So why do I desperately wish I could buy this? Because of all the straining, sinewy, rippling, bulging, juicy, gorgeous, bare, vein-laced, grade-A, top quality demonic BEEF on display all over this thing. You see that fella in the back, grabbing the marine's arm? Just look at the abs on that sucker. And all the rest of them are tight-bodied muscle mountains as well. They've even got nipples if you look closely. This is seriously one of the sexiest male-oriented statues I've ever seen...though I admit to being a bit biased towards buff demons. XD
Sadly, the cost is utterly prohibitive, with the regular version costing nearly $400. I'll just have to look and dream and hope somebody buys it and takes a bunch of pictures of it for me. XD
On the plus side, the page mentions this being the first in a line of Doom statues. Hopefully the other ones will be made by this same sculptor and feature similar amounts of tremendous man muscle...at a lower price. XD
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DOOM: Knee Deep In The Dead
This 12-inch-tall, 17-inch-wide polystone diorama recreates the original Doom's cover art, with our hero blasting away at nondescript, green-blooded demons that are clambering up a hill after him. (There's also apparently an exclusive edition with a light-up base, but I can't get the page to load myself.)
I do admit to having a few issues with it just from the pics on the site, like how the marine's gun doesn't line up with the bullets he's firing, the poses aren't completely accurate to the original artwork, the demon faces are a bit flat and more human-looking than their long, bestial muzzles in the original picture, and the way the demons are sort of half-buried in the ground is peculiar.
So why do I desperately wish I could buy this? Because of all the straining, sinewy, rippling, bulging, juicy, gorgeous, bare, vein-laced, grade-A, top quality demonic BEEF on display all over this thing. You see that fella in the back, grabbing the marine's arm? Just look at the abs on that sucker. And all the rest of them are tight-bodied muscle mountains as well. They've even got nipples if you look closely. This is seriously one of the sexiest male-oriented statues I've ever seen...though I admit to being a bit biased towards buff demons. XD
Sadly, the cost is utterly prohibitive, with the regular version costing nearly $400. I'll just have to look and dream and hope somebody buys it and takes a bunch of pictures of it for me. XD
On the plus side, the page mentions this being the first in a line of Doom statues. Hopefully the other ones will be made by this same sculptor and feature similar amounts of tremendous man muscle...at a lower price. XD
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*squishes the Plasma gun* Squeesh....squeesh :3
DOOOOOOOOM MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD <3
I play so much shooty-shoot games and grew up with Doom-- but then that Space Marine plush is far easier to snag and goes well with the pain elemental and cacaodemon I've already got :D