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Interview Meme {Hurry For Creative Titles}
11 years ago
So yee.
The ONLY Rule: The owner MUST answer these questions in character.
(I shall.)
1.) What is your name?
She turns to the interviewer and insta-tacklepounces them, her tail wagging at the metaphorical speed of light. “I'M SHAYZAN, WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU AN ALIEN, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!” She gets pulled off by two bovine bodyguards “Hey lemme go..!” >:l
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
“NOT AT ALL.” c:
(It's a play on my middle name, Shawnea, which I like tons better than my first.)
3.) Are you single or taken?
She blinks a few times, pausing before answering. “I'm single... Whhyyy..?”
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Her eyes narrow. “I don't talk about that.”
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
...... “What?”
6.) What's your eye color?
“Well, that depends on which eye you're talking about!!~
My left is purple and my right is green~”
7.) How about hair color?
“My Mohawk's naturally a light gray, like my paws, but I dye it darker, thankyouverymuch~”
8.) Have you any family members?
She shakes her head slowly.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
She continues to shake her head.
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
“PANTS, I HATE PANTS. PANTS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL IN THE WORLD AND THEY NEED TO BE ERADICATED.”
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
“I like burning pants in an almost ritualistic way, does that count?~” She holds a lit match close to a pair of jeans.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
She tilts her head to the side. “Hasn't everyone?”
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
.... She blinks twice, her tail freezing in place. “Do I look like a killer to you.”
14.) What kind of animal are you?
The tail resumes it's upbeat wag. ”I dunno~
I'm called a Sparkle~Mutt though, cause I'm bright and everything~”
15.) Name your worst habits?
“Uuuuhhhhhmmmmm.... Procrastination, invading personal space, not getting up in the morning.. Do I have to continue?”
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
“I don't... Know anyone..”
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
She gives a small hop, a wide grin on her face. “None of the above!!~”
18.) Do you go to school?
“I'm an animal... Why would I attend school..?”
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
“Yuck.”
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
She slowly turns to the fourth wall and slowly blinks once before turning back to the interviewer. “I hope not... They get scary sometimes...”
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Her gaze turns to her paws, which shuffle against the ground slightly. “Hurting someone I care about..
... And being forced to wear pants.”
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
She looks back up at the interviewer, her ears perked. “Hoodies, mainly.. the occasional shirt.”
“NEVER ANYTHING THAT STARTS BELOW THE WAIST.”
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
“Anything but veggies!!~”
24.) Am I annoying you?
She tilts her head to the side. “No.. Why?”
25.) Well, it's still not over!
The pace of her tail wag increases. “YAY!!~”
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
“Uhhmmm... A hat I have says I'm “High Class,” my lack of a budget says I'm low class, and the fact that I'm a puppy dog says it doesn't matter.~”
27.) How many friends do you have?
Her tail stops wagging and her ears droop. “Uhm...”
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
The wag resumes and her ears perk back up as she starts singing. “3.1415926535897932384626433~”
29.) Favorite drink?
Her tongue lolls out and she gets a dreamy look on her face. “Blue Razzberry Kool-Aid~”
30.) What's your favorite place?
“Home I guess.. I don't go anywhere else..”
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
“Everything's interesting~”
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE.
She tilts her head to the side, raising an eyebrow at the interviewer. “You okay, bruh?”
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
She grimaces, and starts shaking her head. “Ew, water.. Neither.”
34.) What's your type?
“If you mean, like, type of people I'm attracted to, then I can't really answer that question.”
“But after giving it a considerable amount of thought I think I've come to the conclusion that I would probably be really happy with an upbeat femboy..”
35.) Camping or indoors?
“Camping for sure.. Just...”
“No ticks.”
She whines. “Please.”
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
“Uuhhh-
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
“Oh. Okay. Uhm..”
“Everyone? No one's gunna see this anyway.”
The ONLY Rule: The owner MUST answer these questions in character.
(I shall.)
1.) What is your name?
She turns to the interviewer and insta-tacklepounces them, her tail wagging at the metaphorical speed of light. “I'M SHAYZAN, WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU AN ALIEN, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!” She gets pulled off by two bovine bodyguards “Hey lemme go..!” >:l
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
“NOT AT ALL.” c:
(It's a play on my middle name, Shawnea, which I like tons better than my first.)
3.) Are you single or taken?
She blinks a few times, pausing before answering. “I'm single... Whhyyy..?”
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Her eyes narrow. “I don't talk about that.”
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
...... “What?”
6.) What's your eye color?
“Well, that depends on which eye you're talking about!!~
My left is purple and my right is green~”
7.) How about hair color?
“My Mohawk's naturally a light gray, like my paws, but I dye it darker, thankyouverymuch~”
8.) Have you any family members?
She shakes her head slowly.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
She continues to shake her head.
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
“PANTS, I HATE PANTS. PANTS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL IN THE WORLD AND THEY NEED TO BE ERADICATED.”
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
“I like burning pants in an almost ritualistic way, does that count?~” She holds a lit match close to a pair of jeans.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
She tilts her head to the side. “Hasn't everyone?”
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
.... She blinks twice, her tail freezing in place. “Do I look like a killer to you.”
14.) What kind of animal are you?
The tail resumes it's upbeat wag. ”I dunno~
I'm called a Sparkle~Mutt though, cause I'm bright and everything~”
15.) Name your worst habits?
“Uuuuhhhhhmmmmm.... Procrastination, invading personal space, not getting up in the morning.. Do I have to continue?”
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
“I don't... Know anyone..”
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
She gives a small hop, a wide grin on her face. “None of the above!!~”
18.) Do you go to school?
“I'm an animal... Why would I attend school..?”
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
“Yuck.”
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
She slowly turns to the fourth wall and slowly blinks once before turning back to the interviewer. “I hope not... They get scary sometimes...”
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Her gaze turns to her paws, which shuffle against the ground slightly. “Hurting someone I care about..
... And being forced to wear pants.”
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
She looks back up at the interviewer, her ears perked. “Hoodies, mainly.. the occasional shirt.”
“NEVER ANYTHING THAT STARTS BELOW THE WAIST.”
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
“Anything but veggies!!~”
24.) Am I annoying you?
She tilts her head to the side. “No.. Why?”
25.) Well, it's still not over!
The pace of her tail wag increases. “YAY!!~”
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
“Uhhmmm... A hat I have says I'm “High Class,” my lack of a budget says I'm low class, and the fact that I'm a puppy dog says it doesn't matter.~”
27.) How many friends do you have?
Her tail stops wagging and her ears droop. “Uhm...”
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
The wag resumes and her ears perk back up as she starts singing. “3.1415926535897932384626433~”
29.) Favorite drink?
Her tongue lolls out and she gets a dreamy look on her face. “Blue Razzberry Kool-Aid~”
30.) What's your favorite place?
“Home I guess.. I don't go anywhere else..”
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
“Everything's interesting~”
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE.
She tilts her head to the side, raising an eyebrow at the interviewer. “You okay, bruh?”
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
She grimaces, and starts shaking her head. “Ew, water.. Neither.”
34.) What's your type?
“If you mean, like, type of people I'm attracted to, then I can't really answer that question.”
“But after giving it a considerable amount of thought I think I've come to the conclusion that I would probably be really happy with an upbeat femboy..”
35.) Camping or indoors?
“Camping for sure.. Just...”
“No ticks.”
She whines. “Please.”
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
“Uuhhh-
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
“Oh. Okay. Uhm..”
“Everyone? No one's gunna see this anyway.”
