Stolen from  cajunkitty

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
left arm

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Grey

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
ABSOLUTELY

4. Do you plan outfits?
Rarely

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
fatigued

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
the rim of a throwiback mountain dew can

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
no clue

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
No

9. What are you craving right now?
a gas mask, the dgg sleeping under the computer desk keeps farting

10. Do you floss?
almost never

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
yuck

12. Are you emotional?
very.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
yeah

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
depends on the ice cream

15. Do you like your hair?
what hair?

16. Do you like yourself?
mostly

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
only if he was picking up the tab

18. What are you listening to right now?
my son crying

19. Are your parents strict?
they never were.

20. Would you go sky diving?
no...not just no, hell no......not just hell no, HELL FUCK NO

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
yuck

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yep. Otis Wilson, Rob Zombie, Gary Sinise, Jo Dee Mesina, R Lee Ermey

23. Do you rent movies often?
never did

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
my daughters toys are everywhere, so yes lol

25. How many countries have you visited?
15 give or take 1

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes

27. Ever been on a train?
Yep

28. Brown or white eggs?
White.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes

30. Do you use chap stick?
Yes

31. Do you own a gun?
Nope

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup, mamsan taught me when I was in hong kong.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
The mate and pups.

34. Are you too forgiving?
often, but that is lessening as I get older.

35. Ever been in love?
Yes.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Working

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Not that I can think of

38. Last time you cried?
March 14, 2014, the day my son was born

39. What was the last question you asked?
You want me to change Ian's butt?

40. Favorite time of the year?
Spring / Fall

41. Do you have any tattoos?
3

42. Are you sarcastic?
Of course not, NOPE, never ever ever

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Too many times to mention

45. Favorite color(s)?
Blue, Orange, Black

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Many someones

47. Is your hair curly?
I say again, what hair

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Don't remember.

49. Do looks matter?
Not really.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Never again!

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
High, but tolerable

52. Do you like your life right now?
Most of it. The cancer sucks balls

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
God no, the mate would kill me

54. Can you handle the truth?
Most of the time

55. Do you have good vision?
Good enough not to need glasses

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
at this point, probably more than 30

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
at least 3-4 times a week

58. The last person you held hands with?
my mate of course

59. What are you wearing?
T-shirt and undies.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Wolf, DUH

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
I don't remember anymore.

62. Can you hula hoop?
Used to, not sure if i still can

63. Do you have a job?
Unfortunately no

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Groceries and Batteries

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes