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WotDA - Wild Nights Tales #1: Tip me, I'm the Thief!
11 years ago
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Got a few stories that I posted to the Facebook group that I realized I hadn't posted here. I didn't even post the ones from FurCoNZ, so I'll be alternating for the next week or so.
PS: Did you guys vote yet? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13421499/ Did you share it with your friends? Did they share it with theirs? ;3
Wild Nights Story #1
Tip me, I'm the Thief!
One of my first games played of the convention. It's late in the evening, I sit down and get the Thief card dealt to me. When the first day phase happens, I get up and grab my tip jar, then sit back in my seat being fairly quiet.
Eventually, I get accused. It's to be expected, they want to see how I'll defend myself. Being one of my first games, they were still fine with being nice to me. I sat there shaking my tip jar, and remarking about how I'm nothing they need to worry about, that I'm definitely on their side, stuff like that. I get only a few votes and they move on.
Night phase happens and I spend the whole night pretending to dig around in my tip jar. I'm totally hamming up the Thief role. Day comes, and I keep shaking my jar every once in a while. There's some change in it, so it's not something that has gone completely unnoticed. But no one really caught on that I was trying to give a hint. The day passes, as does another night with my hand in the cookie jar.
Day comes and the Oracle had been killed. They revealed my role. It's flipped over, and I'm shown to be the Thief, and suddenly everyone goes OHHHHHHHH, I get it now!!! Uhhh huh. But the story doesn't end there.
The game continues until there are 5 people left alive. Seer, Bodyguard, Werewolf, Cultist, and ME~. Discussion is opened, and the Seer starts the day by announcing that there are only two people she doesn't know if they are Werewolves or not. She points out the Bodyguard and the Werewolf. The two look at each other and one catches on sooner than the other. An accusation is made, I second it.
The one accusing says he's the Bodyguard. I can tell he's telling the truth, and that the other is the Werewolf. So I tell the Werewolf...
"I'll let you live if you pay me," and threateningly shake my tip jar at him.
Alas, he was but a poor wolf, and when he neglected to pay my fee, I raised my hand and offed him. The Bodyguard on the other hand immediately followed by tipping me $20. Ah, it's so enjoyable being the Thief.
PS: Did you guys vote yet? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13421499/ Did you share it with your friends? Did they share it with theirs? ;3
Wild Nights Story #1
Tip me, I'm the Thief!
One of my first games played of the convention. It's late in the evening, I sit down and get the Thief card dealt to me. When the first day phase happens, I get up and grab my tip jar, then sit back in my seat being fairly quiet.
Eventually, I get accused. It's to be expected, they want to see how I'll defend myself. Being one of my first games, they were still fine with being nice to me. I sat there shaking my tip jar, and remarking about how I'm nothing they need to worry about, that I'm definitely on their side, stuff like that. I get only a few votes and they move on.
Night phase happens and I spend the whole night pretending to dig around in my tip jar. I'm totally hamming up the Thief role. Day comes, and I keep shaking my jar every once in a while. There's some change in it, so it's not something that has gone completely unnoticed. But no one really caught on that I was trying to give a hint. The day passes, as does another night with my hand in the cookie jar.
Day comes and the Oracle had been killed. They revealed my role. It's flipped over, and I'm shown to be the Thief, and suddenly everyone goes OHHHHHHHH, I get it now!!! Uhhh huh. But the story doesn't end there.
The game continues until there are 5 people left alive. Seer, Bodyguard, Werewolf, Cultist, and ME~. Discussion is opened, and the Seer starts the day by announcing that there are only two people she doesn't know if they are Werewolves or not. She points out the Bodyguard and the Werewolf. The two look at each other and one catches on sooner than the other. An accusation is made, I second it.
The one accusing says he's the Bodyguard. I can tell he's telling the truth, and that the other is the Werewolf. So I tell the Werewolf...
"I'll let you live if you pay me," and threateningly shake my tip jar at him.
Alas, he was but a poor wolf, and when he neglected to pay my fee, I raised my hand and offed him. The Bodyguard on the other hand immediately followed by tipping me $20. Ah, it's so enjoyable being the Thief.
Notes can help, but flaunting the notes causes unneeded attention. Remember in middleschool and such where doing something abnormal made everyone harass you? Sorta like that. Be invisible while also being good. Speak when needed rather than drawing ALL the attention to you. ;)