Where are you staying?
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION OWNED BY AN ACQUAINTANCE

What day are you getting there?
Tues-Sun/Mon

How are you traveling?
Driving for 5 hours, easy ride.

Who will you be rooming with?
my boyfriend and 2 friends

How is the best way to find you?
Text or phone or just ask someone where that asshole dragon guy from the furry pound is.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Dragon meetup maybe, nothing else besides the obligatory opening/closing dance competition and masquerade probably.

What do you look like?
Short, fat, and devilishly handsome.

Will you be suiting?
Nope cant make a 20 foot dragon suit.

Do you do free art?
If you ask nice I'll take a pretty picture of you, I guess thats art.

Do you do trades?
I trade my money for goods, so yes.

Do you do badges?
Negative

If you have an Artist's Table, what will you be selling?
No table.

What is your gender?
Dragon

How tall are you?
I'm not.

Can I talk to you?
As long as you are saying nice things and not complaining that there are hackers or telling me I drink too much.

Can I touch you?
Line is drawn at brohugs.

How can I find you?
Look for the wasted loud board gamers. I'll be in there somewhere.

Can I visit your room?
NO GO AWAY YOU'RE CREEPY.

Can I buy you drinks?
Sure as long as it is prepared and served by an actual bartender.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
WHY ARE YOU SO CREEPY?

Are you nice?
Fuck no I'm the meanest dragon on the eastern seaboard. Jk I'm easy.

Do you have an artist table?
Nope.

Will you be going to parties?
Maybe.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fire a flare at 45 degrees and use your signal mirror to give the code phrase in morse code. You do remember the code phrase right?

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Will already be following around a pretty large group, so maybe.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
Ha you think I have talent thats sweet <3

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
No, If I offer you a sketchbook to draw in take it from my drunken hands and demand to know who I stole it from.

Can I take your picture?
Shur.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To eat, drink and make merryment with my friends while playing board games and watching furries be cute/creepy/cuddly/whatevery, and probably buy some shit, possibly porn I DONT KNOW YOU AREN'T EVEN MY REAL DAD STOP HASSLING ME JESUS FUCK.