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my first questionnaire
17 years ago
General
Taken from maxi-bun
This is a Sex Questionnaire. O_O
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I prefer it later. I can't see me doing something while drowsy...
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
videos, easily
Vibrator or Dildo?
uhhh... niether, really.
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
oh, off. It just seems better to me that way.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
oh, both really. depends on the current situation
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
ah... no preference. personally, I could care less if such were to be used at all
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
hmm... elevators are frikin dumb, and the music makes me want to kill someone. airplane, no question.
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
usually cock.
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope. Tape pulls your hair.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
damn... i don't really know...
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
jeez, I hope niether of those happens....
Newly Discovered fetish?
I haven't seen anything new lately...
Master or slave?
ah... I have to admit... slave. Please, don't ask me to explain
Slut or whore?
does it matter?
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light. not enjoyable if you have to get around metal contraptions...
Whispering or screaming?
Build up from a whispering moan, to a screaming orgasm, that's my take.
Ever lost your sanity?
I... can't be sure... I think I have once.
Most coveted perversion?
Furries, of course. Why else would I be here?
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
uhhh... who cares?
Hot Candle wax or warm?
I can't believe anyone likes that!
Relationship Status:
hmph... I've found the one who loves me, thanks
Orientation:
-laughs- based on how well you talk, you might persaude me to do anything. -smirks, as if daring people to try it-
Body type:
ah... nothing much. tall, good weight. normal person.
Religion:
unaffiliated, thank you. I don't follow a book.
Zodiac Sign?
Leo, the Proud Lion.
Smoke / Drink:
uhhh, hell no! I'd like to keep my body and mind.
Current Location:
hmph. -looks away-
Your Weakness:
emotion (though you can't be sure how to get to me, haha)
Your Best Physical Feature:
I would think that my legs are my best feature. most built part of my body
Your Bedtime:
who the hell cares? come on now...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
no. Never will.
In the past week have you masturbated:
jeez, do you really have to ask?
Number of Piercings/ tatoos
ha! none.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
only on the internet
At what age did you lose your virginity?
......
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
no.
If you give head, do you swallow?
I don't know yet. you'll have to persuade me. -smirks-
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
no.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
also don't know yet.
Have you ever tried fisting?
don't plan to.
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
I find it uncontrollable at times, but mostly at 3
Nymphomaniacal?
nah.
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
on the internet, yes
Are you promiscuous?
I don't think so, buddy
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
I would if it happened.
Do you ever have phone sex?
nope
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
obviously not.
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
no. I use them for their intended purpose. making Jokes about doing so!
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
not yet. Think you can make me? -inviting smile-
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
No.
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
No, I don't know any.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Nah, I never give any thought to it
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
I've seen too many commercials to care anymore.
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
no pref, really.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
No.
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
no, unfortunately
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
uhhh, no. duh
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
nah. They walk in on me, and regret it instantly.
Are you a sadist or masochist
hmph. I prefer to stay undamaged. Nor do I take pleasure in others' pain, as I only feel the pain they go through.
huh.. I feel better knowing that I've answered one of these for once. i just couldn't resist, really
This is a Sex Questionnaire. O_O
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I prefer it later. I can't see me doing something while drowsy...
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
videos, easily
Vibrator or Dildo?
uhhh... niether, really.
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
oh, off. It just seems better to me that way.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
oh, both really. depends on the current situation
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
ah... no preference. personally, I could care less if such were to be used at all
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
hmm... elevators are frikin dumb, and the music makes me want to kill someone. airplane, no question.
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
usually cock.
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope. Tape pulls your hair.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
damn... i don't really know...
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
jeez, I hope niether of those happens....
Newly Discovered fetish?
I haven't seen anything new lately...
Master or slave?
ah... I have to admit... slave. Please, don't ask me to explain
Slut or whore?
does it matter?
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light. not enjoyable if you have to get around metal contraptions...
Whispering or screaming?
Build up from a whispering moan, to a screaming orgasm, that's my take.
Ever lost your sanity?
I... can't be sure... I think I have once.
Most coveted perversion?
Furries, of course. Why else would I be here?
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
uhhh... who cares?
Hot Candle wax or warm?
I can't believe anyone likes that!
Relationship Status:
hmph... I've found the one who loves me, thanks
Orientation:
-laughs- based on how well you talk, you might persaude me to do anything. -smirks, as if daring people to try it-
Body type:
ah... nothing much. tall, good weight. normal person.
Religion:
unaffiliated, thank you. I don't follow a book.
Zodiac Sign?
Leo, the Proud Lion.
Smoke / Drink:
uhhh, hell no! I'd like to keep my body and mind.
Current Location:
hmph. -looks away-
Your Weakness:
emotion (though you can't be sure how to get to me, haha)
Your Best Physical Feature:
I would think that my legs are my best feature. most built part of my body
Your Bedtime:
who the hell cares? come on now...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
no. Never will.
In the past week have you masturbated:
jeez, do you really have to ask?
Number of Piercings/ tatoos
ha! none.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
only on the internet
At what age did you lose your virginity?
......
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
no.
If you give head, do you swallow?
I don't know yet. you'll have to persuade me. -smirks-
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
no.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
also don't know yet.
Have you ever tried fisting?
don't plan to.
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
I find it uncontrollable at times, but mostly at 3
Nymphomaniacal?
nah.
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
on the internet, yes
Are you promiscuous?
I don't think so, buddy
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
I would if it happened.
Do you ever have phone sex?
nope
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
obviously not.
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
no. I use them for their intended purpose. making Jokes about doing so!
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
not yet. Think you can make me? -inviting smile-
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
No.
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
No, I don't know any.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Nah, I never give any thought to it
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
I've seen too many commercials to care anymore.
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
no pref, really.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
No.
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
no, unfortunately
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
uhhh, no. duh
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
nah. They walk in on me, and regret it instantly.
Are you a sadist or masochist
hmph. I prefer to stay undamaged. Nor do I take pleasure in others' pain, as I only feel the pain they go through.
huh.. I feel better knowing that I've answered one of these for once. i just couldn't resist, really
Krechevskoy
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I prefer to stay undamaged, too ^_^
