working at a sex shop is so fucking weIRD MAN
11 years ago
General
From some guy inviting me to his sex dungeon, to another asking me to watch him jack off, I get a lot of weird shit here. I've been asked to try on lingerie for a customer who had no intent to purchase anything and if we had a "massage" room in the back. I've also seen customers nearly butt naked walk out of our dressing room and ask me my opinion on the totally and entirely sheer, revealing lingerie they were trying on. Parents routinely bring in small children and allow them to waddle around where they generally end up just staring at our dildo wall.
So my question to you is, what's the weirdest shit that happens to you at work? I know I can't be the only one.
So my question to you is, what's the weirdest shit that happens to you at work? I know I can't be the only one.
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I still remember as a kid, there was this documentary about dildos on TV. I was staring in awe because of all the colours and shapes. Didn't hit me that it was actually penises, so I asked everyone and no one wanted to answer me.
Oh well.
Also if I were you I'd have a panic attack in the middle of the store. Not because people are talking to me but like... asking stuff like that is kinda special. I'm kinda used to people saying things like that on the internet, but irl? :SSS I don't have a job though... yet <_<
I work in a bookstore coffee shop, the weirdest things I get are old people who lost their minds years ago, and like to tell strange stories about the muffins
I say no.
He puts down my application and says. "I don't think you'd be a good fit here."
Apparently only criminals work at adult stores in that region.
I once had a drunk guy call the cops from inside the scanner room because he didn't want to have his CT.
I always thought a sex shop would be pretty fun to work in, though I'm sure it can get scary with some of the clientele!