#1. Open a dictionary, choose a word(random or otherwise) then create your own definition in a similar context.
Synergy: Greek, sunergos. Working together; The interaction of two or more agents or forces so that their combined effect is greater than the sum of the indiviual effects.
Synergy is working together, like a gang, their individual members are weak and stupid, so instead they get together and fight other weak idiots, from there, they'll go to jail and become bubba's bitch. THUS, Synergy equals bubba's bitch.

#2. Take 4 minutes to write a small story about a battle between a grizzly bear and 20 almost naked spartans from the movie 300.
GO GRIZZLY! The terrifyingly awesome teddy versus a bunch of nudists. The grizzly tears through them one by one. The men fall at the grizzly's mighty silver claws, severing through the night. The brave grab their weaponry in hopes of a swift, yet stealthy kill. But to no avail, the grizzly sweeps once more, sending them soaring. Blood and genitalia everywhere, what a horrific sight.

#3. Take a moment to write about someone or something around you and describe their individual characteristics.(note:my friend is from Canada, I am not against Canadians, it's just fun to fuck with them.)
The person in front of me: Micah, Jeans(Canadian Jeans), shoes(Canadian), shirt(Canadia), glasses(so Canadian), bracelet(Canada).

#4. Write a quick observation about the economy.
...Friggin Canadians.
Things in Canada Cost more, milk comes in bags, and ninja meese(that's right, I said it) jump from tree to tree, they'll hunt you down and stalk you, for virtually no reason.
Friggin Canada.
IT'S ABOUT, NOT ABOOT!

#5. Now, finally, write 4 random short sentences. Then, take the sentences and mix up the words, see what follows.
George Bush Sucks.
Tyler is hungry.
Virginia's a state.
The cow says barkbark.
_ _ _
Virginia's hungry.
The cow sucks.
Tyler is a state.
Bush says, barkbark.

#6. Who in your opinion is the best president of the US? Explain.
George W. Bush, no other man could fuck over the word THAT badly and get away with it, it takes true skill to do that. 'If you're going to fuck up, you may as well fuck up in a way that leaves people wondering, "How the fuck did he do that??"

#7. Write a informal letter to a friend arguing one of the following: Uniforms in school, legal drinking age, the post election. Then, take the same letter and reform it as if you are writing a formal letter to an adult.
--Informal
Dear Harrison,
What the fuck? Honestly, why the hell would you want uniforms?! You grubby assface, the only upside is that testscores would rise, at the loss of your individuality I might add. And yes, I'm sure we COULD find a loophole, but still, I'm not dressing up like a gay-ass, stupid little shitstain of a monkey.
Love, Tyler.
--Formal
Dear Principle Lipman,
What the fuck? Honestly, why the hell would you want uniforms?! You grubby assface, the only upside is that testscores would rise, at the loss of your individuality I might add. And yes, I'm sure we COULD find a loophole, but still, I'm not dressing up like a gay-ass, stupid little shitstain of a monkey.
Love, Tyler.


None the less, I got an A.