Yup. I just saw a 56 second long video that outclasses every single other piece of porn I've ever seen or collected. It was, in fact, beautiful, like watching two classical sculptures making love.

That's it. I was made obsolete. This one couple did it right. Game over.

P.S. By "just" I mean I went back to check just now because it seemed inconceivable that this thing existed. It is too god damned early to be looking up porn, when I really need to be eating my miniwheats.

Valav out.