So apparently this is a thing. Here goes!
(In association with my love, )


1. Who eats more?
Me, I think. Certainly I eat faster.

2. Who said “I love you” first?
I did :3 That was a good day.

3. Who is the morning person?
Surprisingly, I tend to wake up early feeling refreshed even though I don't see myself as a morning person. I definitely am in comparison to her, though.

4. Who sings better?
Is this even a question? My name's Jazz, for heaven's sake.

5. Who’s older?
Me by a couple of months.

6. Who’s smarter?
I'm not even gonna try to answer this one.

7. Whose temper is worse?
Honestly? I can't say, we've never fought. Probably her, though; she tends to get exasperated at people whereas I tend to be pretty calm in those situations.

8. Who does the laundry?
Both of us. We're long-distance at the moment, so we can't really do each others' laundry... barring the occasional undergarment forgotten at the house of the other.

9. Who does the dishes?
See above re laundry (excluding the part about undergarments).

10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
It depends on the bed, actually.

11. Whose feet are bigger?
Big feets?

12. Whose hair is longer?
Hers ^^ It gets in my face all the time when we cuddle and I love it. I just don't understand why people complain about that sort of thing.

13. Who’s better with the computer?
She is by an order of magnitude or two. It's sort of her thing.

14. Do you have pets?
Cats! :D

15. Who pays the bills?
See above re laundry and dishes (excluding the part about undergarments again).

16. Who cooks dinner?
She tends to cook dinner and I tend to cook breakfast. See above re mornings.

17. Who drives when you are together?
Depends on who's car is handy. I kind of prefer driving, though; I'm a terrible passenger.

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
We usually split it. Let the feminists make of that what they may.

19. Who’s the most stubborn?
Prooobably me. But it's never come up.

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
What? We're cats, we're never wrong :P

21. Whose family do you see more?
Hers, actually. They're good people :3
_{...er, not that my family isn't. I'm just saying hers are, too.}

22. Who named your pet?
We've each named some.

23. Who kissed who first?
I kissed her first :3 Another good day. Apparently, I "pranced away" afterward.
_{...which, you know, I'm okay with.}

24. Who asked who out?
I asked her out. Turned out to be the best decision of my life :3

25. What did you do on your first date?
We got lost on our way to a movie and then had dinner. Also ice cream.

26. Who’s more sensitive?
I'm not sure, actually. I don't think there's been a case of hurt feelings between us.

27. Who’s taller?
We're about of a height, she's a little taller. It's only noticeable when she wears heels.

28. Who has more friends?
No clue.

29. Who has more siblings?
She does; I'm an only child.

And finally...
Q: Who wears the pants in the relationship?
A: On a good day neither of us are wearing pants.