Borrowed from  Aerak and kinda-sorta written in the spirit of Fargo

How do you want to be addressed?
'Hey you!' should do, if yah know me that is

Gender?
I'm a guy, doncha know

Age?
For Pete's sake, it isn't so polite to be askin' people their age!

What do you look like?
I'm a kinda tall fella. Sorta funny lookin' in a general kinda way.

Where/how can I find you?
I'll prolly be at the con, doncha know. Though with the big 'ol Mall of America nearby I might take a gander at that!

How are you getting there?
I figure I'll be takin' one of dem der planes.

Which days will you be attending?
Friday through Monday (not sure how to make this sound Fargo-an)

Do you do requests?
I'm not very super at the whole drawin' thing

Do you do trades?
Fer like, baseball cards? Nupe. Not fer anythin' else either

Do you do commissions?
Nupe!

Will you have prints, CDs, or merchandise?
Nuh uh!

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
Nupe!

Who will you be with?
Not really goin' wid anyone

What is your main purpose for attending?
Lookin forward to seein' Minne-soooo-tah again!

Can I talk to you?
You betcha!

Can I take pictures with you?
Yah sure!

Can I touch/hug/cuddle you?
Uff-da! Maybe hugs but cuddles are, you know, maybe a lil' bit much.

Can I hang out with you?
Fer sure!

Do you go to parties?
Not all that big into alcohol, far as that goes

Do you fursuit/costume?
Darn-Tootin'!

What is the best way to reach you?
See dat der first question!