Where are you staying?
At the Hilton, trading in longer distances for faster elevators

What day are you getting there?
Thursday afternoon

How are you getting there?
Flying into SJC!

Who will you be rooming with?
Same roommate as the past couple years:  Petorawolf

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Looking to see as many of my... bah, who am I kidding, nobody really reads these things do they?

What is the best way to find you?
I mean, I barely read them myself.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
People just go and see 'Convention Name Meme!' and immediately respond with 'See you there!'

What do you look like?
Or maybe 'Have fun!'

Will you be suiting?
Or sometimes simply 'Enjoy'

What is your gender?
And yeah, it's good to see responses to journals.

How tall are you?
Strokes the ego and all.

Are you mated/in a relationship?
But I used to spend a lot of time putting these things together in unique ways.

Can I talk to you?
Like using answers in foreign languages, or offering multiple-choice answers.

Can I touch you?
And most people didn't notice or care.

Can I visit your room?
Nobody noticed that last con's meme answers were alphabetical.

Can I buy you drinks?
Are you still reading?

Can I give you stuff?
If so, prove it by incorporating your favourite colour into your response below.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
It'll be our little secret code.

Are you nice?
Something like 'I can't wait to see your blue eyes in person!'

How long are you going?
Or 'I'm green with envy that you get to go!'

Will you be going to parties?
But nothing too obvious like 'I like red' 'cause it might cause people to go re-read the meme and that would defeat the purpose of our secret little code.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I should probably tag some people in here so the meme looks legit. Hi  Reggiesouthpaw and  Xaff!

Can I buy you drinks?
Hey, isn't that the same question as one above? Sure it is, but it's not like I'm answering these anyway.

Will you be performing?
One more tag for good measure.  November Okay, that should do it.

Can I take your picture?
So if yer there I'll see ya there.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Or maybe not.