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BLFC - Shiny Happy Corporate Furries Meme!
10 years ago
Where are you staying?
I'll be at the Corporation-recommended GSR, as all good citizens should!
What day are you getting there?
I'm so eager to embark on this Corporation sponsored event that I'll be getting in on Thursday morning!
How are you getting there?
As quickly as I can via airplane so I can enjoy Corporation-supplied utopian bliss!
How long will you be there?
I'll be there for 4 full days of Corporate fun!
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
With other Corporation-recognized citizens!
Who will you be rooming with?
The Corporation requests that I keep this information confidential.
What is the best way to find you?
I think the Corporation is supplying us all with complimentary digital tracking devices
Are there any panels you might be attending?
I guess, um, those that the Corporation suggests I attend
What do you look like?
Just like the rest of you, with bland, Corporation-approved uniforms that zap us of our individuality.
Will you be suiting?
If the Corporation will allow it
What is your gender?
Does the Corporation even want us differentiating each other on such matters?
How tall are you?
You know what? F*ck the Corporation!
Are you mated/in a relationship?
Does it matter if I am single or in a relationship? I'm sure it might to the Corporation but I refuse to let them know everything about me!
Can I talk to you?
As long as it's not about how f*cking great the Corporation is!
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Maybe, but don't be surprised if I'm apprehensive. I heard a rumor that the Corporation might try to drug dissenters with chloroform hugs.
Can I visit your room?
If you are not an official administrative representative of the Corporation.... then maybe. Must stay vigilant!
Can I buy you drinks?
No (see 'Can I hug or snuggle with you?')
Can I give you stuff?
Anything given may be dismantled and examined for bugging devices
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Whisper the words 'Viva la Resistance!' into my ear
Will you be performing?
I think it might be best if I stay in the shadows and out of public eye as much as I can.
Can I take your picture?
Something tells me the Corporation will be taking more than enough pictures of ALL of us. Two words: BIG BROTHER.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
TO OVERTHROW THE CORPORATION! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
I'll be at the Corporation-recommended GSR, as all good citizens should!
What day are you getting there?
I'm so eager to embark on this Corporation sponsored event that I'll be getting in on Thursday morning!
How are you getting there?
As quickly as I can via airplane so I can enjoy Corporation-supplied utopian bliss!
How long will you be there?
I'll be there for 4 full days of Corporate fun!
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
With other Corporation-recognized citizens!
Who will you be rooming with?
The Corporation requests that I keep this information confidential.
What is the best way to find you?
I think the Corporation is supplying us all with complimentary digital tracking devices
Are there any panels you might be attending?
I guess, um, those that the Corporation suggests I attend
What do you look like?
Just like the rest of you, with bland, Corporation-approved uniforms that zap us of our individuality.
Will you be suiting?
If the Corporation will allow it
What is your gender?
Does the Corporation even want us differentiating each other on such matters?
How tall are you?
You know what? F*ck the Corporation!
Are you mated/in a relationship?
Does it matter if I am single or in a relationship? I'm sure it might to the Corporation but I refuse to let them know everything about me!
Can I talk to you?
As long as it's not about how f*cking great the Corporation is!
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Maybe, but don't be surprised if I'm apprehensive. I heard a rumor that the Corporation might try to drug dissenters with chloroform hugs.
Can I visit your room?
If you are not an official administrative representative of the Corporation.... then maybe. Must stay vigilant!
Can I buy you drinks?
No (see 'Can I hug or snuggle with you?')
Can I give you stuff?
Anything given may be dismantled and examined for bugging devices
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Whisper the words 'Viva la Resistance!' into my ear
Will you be performing?
I think it might be best if I stay in the shadows and out of public eye as much as I can.
Can I take your picture?
Something tells me the Corporation will be taking more than enough pictures of ALL of us. Two words: BIG BROTHER.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
TO OVERTHROW THE CORPORATION! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
So basically, I think we intend on going next year so we have proper time to plan. :)
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