Fascinating.

O_O That's...freaky...

Uh...there are plenty of Fortune Cookie sayings generators online! Go get one there! =3

That's rather creepy O.o;

Just means your future is open to you. Decide who you are and what you really want and strive for it.

I like this answer :D

Agreed :3

way good answer.

I like this answer as well. :D

:O

somewhere out there... something ticked

... this is both lol worthy, and scary all at once.

Try not to be too down, alright?

Whoa. That's why I always eat my fortune.

OMG! That happened to me once!

I eat fortune cookies for the taste and usually throw the meaningless slip of paper away. Who would ruin a perfectly good cookie by putting trash inside it? Makes me wanna cry

I think that's a good thing :D Its better to make your own fortune than care about pre printed ones haha .

Someone with alot of levers in from of them heard you.

Your future was obviously to awesome to fit on such a small piece of paper. :P

Wow O__o

Thats like an episode of the twilight zone.

I know... O____O Bizarre!
Sounds like it'd make a nice introduction to some novel.

That happened to me once. I'm still here. >^_^< I've also gotten cookies with two fortunes, which I assumed were proof of alternate universes. (Oh, and I love pho, by the way. Good stuff.)

Anyway, you can snag a fortune here (even if a lot of them are observations or proverbs rather than actual predictions...kind of a pet peeve of mine):

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/calend.....unecookie.html

You should have asked for a replacement cookie!

If ever, by some odd chance, I end up having a meal with you with fortune cookies at the end, I'm sneaking in a cookie with my choice of fortunes in it.

You're fortune was invisible, one day you will gain the power of invisibility
Please use it for good

Fortune cookies don't mean anything. They are just pieces of paper with words on them. I once got a fortune that told me I'd be rich, famous, and happily married. I got another one that more or less said I'd be miserable forever.

I suggest watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98OT.....e=channel_page I found it interesting and highly compelling.

So here is a story you will like, my love. Be happy!

One time in Chicago, we were stuck in horrible traffic for hours. As we inched down the road, blobs started appearing in the road. A few miles inched by. Then the blobs got hairy. Then there was a hoof. And then the pig slaughter truck had some heads roll out

EEEEWWWW!! Someone had smashed into it and sent pig parts EVERYWHERE! Stinky mess!!

So, afterwards, we decide to get off of the highway and let them clean up. We stopped at a PF Chang's, had a nice dinner.. whatever. Fortune cookies came out, and I opened mine to the back.

The back of it said "Word to Learn:

...

PORK"




... It was truly fate.

Fortune cookies taste like ass. Still, nice little psychic coincidence there. ;)

you know you played too much TF2 when you read " two entries in one day" as "two SENTRIES taken in one day" XD

That's cause you get to make up your own, bloobie. No piece of paper can possibly try and contain a fortune for you- you're too wild.

This. :)

OK....emo off.....
fortune HERE:
Even the Fall of the Smallest Sparrow SHALL NOT GO UN-NOTICED.
signed, THE Crucified Master of the World

Be Well in Christ, O Amigo/a! Freth3

friggin fortune cookies.
same thing happened to my mom bout a year ago, she had just recently got divorced,
lost alot of things, was near homeless, and I was eating chinese food with her one night.
We got our fortune cookies, and when she went to open hers, there was no fortune.
was a really sad moment :C

this was years ago though, she laughs about it now.

*shivers*

Only one explanation...

You have entered the TWILIGHT ZONE...
(cue repetitive theme)

If you're always this pessimistic, you're always going to be proving yourself right when things go wrong.

Forget the fortune and just eat the cookie, they're delicious.

I promise you, I am generally a cheerful, optimistic person. :3 It's mostly that I said the fortune would be empty before it was even opened that is interesting.

I don't like fortune cookies much, which is why I give them away.

I've never been to a Vietnamese restaurant that serves fortune cookies.. I always thought that was a Chinese food thing. Where in the world do you live, out of curiosity?

It's a place in San Jose, which is not where I live.

you should treat fortune cookies the way i do. I break them open and remove the piece of paper and use the cookie to scoop up ice cream at the end of the meal!

then if it says anything at all i end it in "between the sheets"

sometimes i guess i must get your fortunes though since i have gotten up to three in a cookie.