I guess Valentine's Day is only a couple weeks away, so it's quiz time

Retrieved from the journal of  ravefox

1. Are you single or taken?
Single

2. Chocolate or flowers?
No No No No No!

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
I'll be hanging out at  strawberrykit and  srake's house. It'll be as romantic as me hanging out with a happy couple can possibly be :)

4.Do you like anyone?
Yes

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
hmm... no

6. What would be your dream Valentines date
Cook dinner together, enjoy said dinner with wine and a mixture of discourse and banter, then curl up on the couch and play Super Mario World or Super Mario 64 together.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Hahaha well... I never do in my own little microcosm, but I do like to analyze it as a detrimental phenomenon of consumer culture

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
None that have been revealed to me

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
oh probably

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
what the hell? no

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
They did whe I was younger, but now I forbid it

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
hahahahaha no

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Those chalky ones? I'd rather just have wintergreen mints

15. Is Valentines depressing?
It is for some of my friends, which in turn affects me

16. How do you feel about PDA?
ehh... I think hugs, hand-holding, and fleeting goodbye kisses should be tolerated. Anything more I find unnecessary and contentious.

17. How is your love life?
My love life is great, but I'm assuming this means "romantic love life" specifically. Some people tell me I need to lower my standards, others tell me that you'd have to be a weird motherfucker to date me. I say that the single life is pretty wicked, and better than the shit I see a lot of people go through

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
no

19. How many roses would you want?
None, unless the person giving me the roses grew them him or herself. If that were the case, I probably wouldn't be receiving the roses in the middle of February. (Why the heck would they make a flower-giving holiday in the middle of winter???)

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I don't friggin' know!