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Sex Meme
17 years ago
Taken from Fluffball:
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Oh, certainly! A number of special women that I personally adore... just my dumb luck most live too far away.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
If there’s time, and the right person, the period of day doesn’t really matter.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Mostly on the left-side (because it’s closest to the door).
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I like them all, but I prefer beef (always well-done, thank you).
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Not yet (though I wonder what this has to do with a sex meme?).
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Shower or bath?
Showers are practical, but I miss a good soak... most modern tubs are too small for me.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No comment.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Either/or will do nicely.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Never had the experience, but I’d say a balance of the two would be nice.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
In the agape or filial sense, yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A couple as good friends, and have met in real life.
13. Love or money?
A mix of the two, please? Though I could stand to use more of the former.
14. Credit cards or cash?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM9N30V4wnQ
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Only one or two.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Got to have my comfort, hotel please.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Hasn’t happened yet.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
How much money we talking here?
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope, never got that drunk.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope, I prefer to be sober enough to remember.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Only younger cousins, and that was just on the cheek for a show of family support and love.
24. Favorite drink?
Coke Zero for non-alky, Dos Equis or Bass & Co. for beer and Daqueris for mixed stuffs.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No... Only place you could do that is in the walk-in fridge... that’s TOO COLD!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes, a few books for research.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope, because -- to use the word Saurman did -- I am still “unspoiled”, as it were.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
If they do, I’ll deny their existance to my deathbed.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Dunno, but it will be fun to see who does. ^_^
-- Stephen
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Oh, certainly! A number of special women that I personally adore... just my dumb luck most live too far away.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
If there’s time, and the right person, the period of day doesn’t really matter.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Mostly on the left-side (because it’s closest to the door).
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I like them all, but I prefer beef (always well-done, thank you).
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Not yet (though I wonder what this has to do with a sex meme?).
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Shower or bath?
Showers are practical, but I miss a good soak... most modern tubs are too small for me.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No comment.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Either/or will do nicely.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Never had the experience, but I’d say a balance of the two would be nice.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
In the agape or filial sense, yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A couple as good friends, and have met in real life.
13. Love or money?
A mix of the two, please? Though I could stand to use more of the former.
14. Credit cards or cash?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM9N30V4wnQ
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Only one or two.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Got to have my comfort, hotel please.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Hasn’t happened yet.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
How much money we talking here?
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope, never got that drunk.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope, I prefer to be sober enough to remember.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Only younger cousins, and that was just on the cheek for a show of family support and love.
24. Favorite drink?
Coke Zero for non-alky, Dos Equis or Bass & Co. for beer and Daqueris for mixed stuffs.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No... Only place you could do that is in the walk-in fridge... that’s TOO COLD!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes, a few books for research.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope, because -- to use the word Saurman did -- I am still “unspoiled”, as it were.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
If they do, I’ll deny their existance to my deathbed.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Dunno, but it will be fun to see who does. ^_^
-- Stephen
