Prepare To Be Dazzled!
11 years ago
Hello, all you silly little bugs! I am Starlight Dazzle, your new giantess ruler! I'm the most powerful, sexy mare around, and if you don't believe it now, once I smash my glorious ass upon you or trample you into flattened little pancakes upon the ground only to be scraped off later in humiliation, you will. If I'm feeling merciless, I will crush you into red stains instead, so let's hope you all know your place and we don't have to go there, okay? Either way, you're all in for a very rough ride once I get through with you! That being said, I hope I meet a lot of tasty, playful, spirited little ponies ready to be used as cushions and toys!
Just so you all know right now, I am not an artist. Anything that gets drawn for me by thoughtful individuals is most likely not drawn by me, so do not ask me for requests or anything of the sort. I mean, you can, but you can expect a heavy dose of crushing to follow and for you to become a tattoo upon my ass for not listening to my words. Yes, as you can imagine, I do role-play, but only with those who actually can write more than one or two sentences or one or two words at a time. And those who don't use stupid internet lingo or other illiterate nonsensical drivel that drives me mad! Mad enough to trample you! No humans, either! You humans don't belong in the world of us ponies, so stop trying! You wouldn't want to be there anyway, since I'd dispose of you immediately. With that said, I look forward to dominating this strange place, along with Equestria, and further cementing my place as ruler of the universe. I will DAZZLE you all!
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Beloved Playmates:
chrisrules123
Labba94
Nice2BeCrushed
Tailslover13
Just so you all know right now, I am not an artist. Anything that gets drawn for me by thoughtful individuals is most likely not drawn by me, so do not ask me for requests or anything of the sort. I mean, you can, but you can expect a heavy dose of crushing to follow and for you to become a tattoo upon my ass for not listening to my words. Yes, as you can imagine, I do role-play, but only with those who actually can write more than one or two sentences or one or two words at a time. And those who don't use stupid internet lingo or other illiterate nonsensical drivel that drives me mad! Mad enough to trample you! No humans, either! You humans don't belong in the world of us ponies, so stop trying! You wouldn't want to be there anyway, since I'd dispose of you immediately. With that said, I look forward to dominating this strange place, along with Equestria, and further cementing my place as ruler of the universe. I will DAZZLE you all!
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Beloved Playmates:




Interesting. Good to know...