Yes, today is my birthday, as you know! Or, if you didn't know...you will now die via my ass. *proceeds to butt-smash any and all fools who didn't know it was my birthday, and then scraping off their remains from her ass cheeks once she was done* Now that that's over with...I'm very sorry for not being around that much. Real life has been keeping me busy. I know that's the typical internet cliche, but it's a hard truth. Besides, not like I can do much when I come on here. As you SHOULD know, I can't draw, so all of the lovely art in my gallery is from other people kind enough to make me things. So, I can't do any artwork. As for Dazzling Stars...real life has been keeping me busy, so I'm afraid I won't be able to write it. I'm very sorry.

Thanks to all you others wishing me happy birthday and always being around to kiss my hooves or my ass, or leave interesting or detailed comments on my polls, or spam my page with nonsensical, whiny posts about how you want me to crush you. I love you all!